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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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271. I kept reading the comments online, which caused a nervous breakdown.
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272. Frequent bathroom breaks from diabetes 2. They didn't like me using superpee to cut the badguys equipment in half.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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274. The spandex kept riding up.
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27...er...5? Other members were a bit freaked out when they turned on a light and I would scurry away or would be up on the kitchen counters or inside cabinet drawers. Roach Kid
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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27...er...5? Other members were a bit freaked out when they turned on a light and I would scurry away or would be up on the kitchen counters or inside cabinet drawers. Roach Kid 277. I committed cockroach genocide on Roach Kid's people
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278. The kitchen and the yard are both a total shambles, and something has to be done. 
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279. I didn't even have enough willpower to stop myself from eating that last cookie...
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280. Hi! My name is Restart Kid and I am here to show your my powers...
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1. Hi! My name is Restart Kid and I am here to show your my powers...
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281. I kept rebooting the team to back when it had the members I remembered from my childhood... - Nostalgia Lad (also reboots lists, available for parties!)
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282. I had something in my teeth. 
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283. I kept forgetting my keys at home. I'm sorry, but locksmiths are EXPENSIVE, and I can't afford being a superhero anymore...
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284. Athletes foot 
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285. I caved and ate all the cookies.
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286. Posing for 10 variant covers a month is so tiring. Plus thanks to my bad legal representation I never got properly compensated for them, either. 
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287. Joining six different teams because they needed my popularity power, was getting too exhausting. Like seriously, I'm now a member of the Justice Alliance Earth, the Terrific Teen Team, the Y-People, the Secret Squad, the Prudent Posse AND the Revengers!
And even the Battalion of Super-Plants and the Space Cowboy Rodeo Clowns want me to join! I don't even know how to ride a space-horse!
Last edited by Invisible Brainiac; 03/09/21 06:41 AM.
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288. Kept posting my Jimmy Olson fanfic in the breakroom.
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289. I kept letting the evil overlord (overlady?) get away because she saved my life once!
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290. Slipped disc 
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291. Tripped over my own cape
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292. I kept throwing out all the unlabeled stuff in the team refrigerator. I thought I was being tidy. Turns out that those Chimorta eggs needed to be kept cool for a reason...
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293. I kept getting told that I needed to show up at least to one battle, but I am Holiday Kid and everyday is a holiday and therefore a day off for me.
Last edited by Jfposey; 03/10/21 06:52 PM.
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