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634. The fans didn't appreciate me charging for photos and autographs.

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635. My superhero name never caught on. What's wrong with That Guy?

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635. My superhero name never caught on. What's wrong with That Guy?

Certainly no worse than Strong Guy.



636. I wasn't enough of a humorless warrior woman to people still stuck in Claremont-land.


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637. I asked why the poor have no food and they called me a Communist.

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638. I kept feeding the trolls by getting into flame wars online

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639. I would bring those 5 lb. bags of potatoes or turnips to H.Q. every time it was my turn to do the shopping.


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640. The team refused my access after they found out I was stealing their socks for private fetish parties.

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641. Nobody appreciated me seducing them on hidden camera... come on, it was just a joke...

- OnlyFans Lad

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642. I was brought in from my feral colony but I couldn't learn paper training and ruined all the potted plants in the lobby.

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643. Psoriasis

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644. I refused to call soda anything but tonic but Tonic Kid found that offensive, so now I am his sworn enemy.

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645. My power to generate objects and structures of bone grown from my own constantly-regenerating-skeleton was deemed 'gross' and 'unsanitary.' frown - Osteolad


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646. I had to act like that,

I'd always chase the cat

-- Atomic Dog


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646. I really don't get it... Infectious Lass has a cult following, with her becoming a Legionnaire 5YL and in tons of fanfic by talented writers! Why not me, too?!?!?! - Sexually-Infectious Lad

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647. The other heroes turned on me, before I could end their careers with my powers - Cure Criminal Tendencies Lass


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648. I was tied up with other responsibilities while visiting Lad Boy -- Massage Lad

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649. I altered the crime statistics to make myself look more effective. - Massage-The-Figures Lad.


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650. To build trust within the team, I held a no-mask event... media and social media backlash was swift... but come on, EVERYONE was protected by the Green Lantern's rings screening out the virus...

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651. ... which I should also not have mentioned, as now everyone is asking WHY we didn't just let the Green Lanterns cleanse the virus from the global atmosphere...

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652. I was really only a hero because of my mask fetish, and, really, I can get that anywhere these days...


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653. I could read minds, but only if my ***** was in someone's **********...

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654. I really hated to deploy my almond croissant-a-rangs! All their buttery goodness and gooey interior was just too much for me.

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655. I insisted on using almond butter and soy milk only, not real butter or cow's milk. Who knew the other super heroes would be so picky?

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268. After the last couple of election cycles, my give a damn got up and left. I'd probably rescue some innocents, but I'd smoke a stogie if the galactic capital went up in flames.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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270. Numbers kept getting skipped, and as the newcomer I always got blamed. It was tiring.

Returning to my former career of painting dead stars of Easy Listening on black velvet.


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