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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... adopted ten little dogs
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... met the men of my dreams. We're entering a three-way marriage next week
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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... stole a painting from the Rijksmuseum
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strange but not a stranger
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... made a 1/5th scale of the Eiffel Tower out of cheddar cheese.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... published my own cookbook
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...met one of Santa's elves
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got a bunch of important stuff done instead of blowing it all off until tomorrow.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... earned enough money to retire early
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strange but not a stranger
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... yelled "I object!" at a wedding and ran off with the groom.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... made off with the groom’s younger twin brothers
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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... found a new boyfriend
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strange but not a stranger
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... provided the smocking gun
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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... used the smocking gun to paint
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... flew to Mauritius for a friend's wedding, then hopped over to Chile for another - stopping in Peru on the way to see my best friend from school (who was also invited to both Mauritius and Chile weddings). At least, that's the plan after the world becomes normal again
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...broke into the Art Museum and helped myself to that one gorgeous bronze nude I always wanted.
Sure, my back hurts like you wouldn't believe, but hey my living room's never looked classier.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... sunbathed nude in the sun, although with social distancing I had to do it in my apartment building's garden. Luckily, many of the neighbors are also gay men, so they appreciated it... not like the rest...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...published the novel I've been writing
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... shaved off all my body hair
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...drank some Miracle-Gro so my whole body would be covered with a lush green grassy pelt.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... gave away all my possessions and started hiking to Tibet to hide out from the coronavirus pandemic
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...grew to 100 feet tall.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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... finished the boring work thing that I have been putting off
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... jumped into the canal outside my living room window
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