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... became a master of disguise with cleome's help
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...got my 100 millionth *like* on YouTube for my series of how-to-master-disguises-the-quick-and-easy-way videos.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... exfoliated my face. I look 10n years younger!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...found out that orthopedic shoes are not only hip and sexy now, but also super-affordable! Now I can be all excited about my fitting for them next week yee-hawwww!!!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... invented something to magically cure cavities
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...hung out with Uncle Roger on YouTube learning how to cook Chinese food like a pro!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... started my own cooking channel and did a collab with Uncle Roger!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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Nowhere Girl
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Nowhere Girl
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...signed a contract to do a comic book collab with Roger Stern.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... read every book in the public "library" in my building!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...skipped work so I could finish my monthly art output on schedule. Everyone is very understanding about my priorities in life.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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... bought a new wardrobe, as I got too fat for my old clothes
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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Nowhere Girl
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Nowhere Girl
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...successfully negotiated with Netflix to do the unfinished, unaired 4th season of GLOW as a graphic novel.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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... actually enjoyed ironing clothes!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...have met all my deadlines and can face next month in perfect contentment.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... woke up bright and early at 5am!
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...will fix myself an elaborate dinner rather than just another bowl of peaches with yogurt.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... will go fetch the family dogs from across the Pacific and bring them here to live with me
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...continue last night's precedent and enjoy a complex and lovingly curated lunch... as opposed to just being bleary-eyed at quarter to seven this morning and throwing random crap in a bag that will spoil by Saturday A.M. if I don't shove it in my face-hole today.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... slept exceedingly well, yes sir and yes ma'am! I am not the least bit tired!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...did not hear my neighbors next door getting lucky (and sounding a lot like asthmatic water buffalos) while I tried to enjoy my damn coffee.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... did not check to see that we weren't making such loud noises when we're getting lucky...
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Nowhere Girl
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Nowhere Girl
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...actually got my pre-sliced breakfast bagel to come apart evenly, without it crumbling to pieces!
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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... got promoted and took over the company
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Re: Today I (Imaginary version 2)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...sold my start-up for millions and retired to the tropics.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... passed out on the couch all night (I only passed out for like half an hour!)
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