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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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And fourthed... it looks like a train wreck to me, but there's a certain fascination with train wrecks, so I'll buy the two issues. It will be hilarious if they turn out to be my favourite issues of the entire run.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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I have to say the artwork is interesting and that alone will make me invest in this 2-parter when it comes out. That being said though..... I'm very curious to see what Brian Michael Bends-Our-Will-Is will do with this new "Legion" concept he's created beyond this 2 part Future State series .... ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. Hopefully the book will continue with the "classic" pre-Bendis (but not post Levitz!!!!!) line up and someone waking up from this bad dream (Dream Girl maybe?) saying something like ... "Oh my, I hope all THAT won't happen!"...... I guess maybe I'm the dreamer here! LOL 
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I see a great darkness... a head on a chord... a swarm of insect duplicates... an angry ball of a man .... I must stop eating the Rimborian cheese before sleep - Dream Girl.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Dream Girl: I see a great darkness...
Triplicate Girl: We/us too!!!
Monster Boy: Like, all of you? Oh my gosh!
Brainiac 5: Call the United Planets!
Superboy: Um... did you guys just forget to turn the lights on?
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I see a great darkness...no, wait, it's a man with four buttocks sitting in front of me at the movie theatre.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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I see a great darkness...no, wait, it's a man with four buttocks sitting in front of me at the movie theatre. Double Butt is one of the Subs that Bendis is bringing into Future State!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I see a great darkness...no, wait, it's a man with four buttocks sitting in front of me at the movie theatre. Double Butt is one of the Subs that Bendis is bringing into Future State! Double-Header's cousin?
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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And the new theme song, which will become a running joke, is ""I like big butts!""
When Double-Butt is introduced we will be told of their amazing origin, but every time someone finally tries to tell it they will be interrupted.
We will finally learn the origin in a tweet from Bendis in 2025.
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Long live the Legion!
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When Double-Butt is introduced we will be told of their amazing origin, but every time someone finally tries to tell it they will be interrupted.
We will finally learn the origin in a tweet from Bendis in 2025. "He was attempting to half-ass something, but he was half-asleep and it turned out quarter-assed! And that's the origin of Double-Butt. Any correlation to my comics career is purely a coincidence..."
Last edited by Set; 11/30/20 06:16 AM.
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LOL  Stereophonic Flatulence! (Not to be confused with the Welsh rock band Stereophonics, even though their music stinks worse than farts.)
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Leaked screenshot of Double Butt by Bruce Timm ![[Linked Image from pbs.twimg.com]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHcd7VcV0AEF2BG.jpg)
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But... but... I thought this was a serious story!
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The Legion look to be the most interesting of the characters shown on the big group shot. They don't look to have changed much, while the Legion look to have gone through quite a journey.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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