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When someone is cold and rude to him, Lardy can fire back with the most gut-wrenching, put-you-in-your-place comeback.

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Tinkerbell

Lardy invented a special retro land-line with which he can call legendary TV bigwig Grant Tinker in the afterlife. Some of those incredible/appalling showbiz stories weren't even known to the nostalgia-craving public-- until now!!

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Hippety-Hop

Lardy can animate inanimate objects, but only to make them hop like bunnies


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Pancake House

Toasted by the sun's rays, Lardy solves the food crisis, while promoting urban development. All thanks to his pancake transformation powers.

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After reading a book of mystical psychoanalysis, Lardy discovered he could now cause people to say inappropriate things.

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The power of fear grants Larry cat claws, speed, senses and reflexes when he’s frightened

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Mojo Jojo

The secret blend of herbs and spices in Lardy' famous Jojo-style fried potatoes recipe can grant anyone he prepares it for a superpower of their own choosing!!

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Rabbit Punch

Lardy’s famous vegetable punch (hence: rabbit, cause it’s made of rabbit food) can boost the strength of anyone who takes it. Think Popeye and spinach, but on steroids


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Waiting Room

Lardy's specialized telekinesis will meticulously clean and tidy any room (one at a time), if he just wishes for it. However, the cleaning happens in real time, and not instantaneously.

(Lardy's wife still believes that she has the most industrious, thoughtful husband in the world, though. Much like the couple from that one John Byrne *Fantastic Four* story.)

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Captain Crunch

Lardy can animate and command little pieces of a certain crunchy cereal brand to do his bidding

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Backpacking The World

Like a deranged Brainiac, Lardy can miniaturise the world, and place it in his backpack. Earthlings are oblivious to being taken to dodgy hostels across the galaxy, thinking that it's just a particularly dark night.

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Lardy has used his powers to set up a successful broom repair business for all those witches and wizards. One touch, and their broom is not only good as new - it's enhanced, upgraded, to the next model! (Some of the savvier customers have been returning daily now, just to skip a few upgrades...)


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I Can't Even

Professor Malice aimed his death ray at the city sprawled below him. He thought about getting up form his comfy battle chair and going over to press the activate button. "I can't even summon the energy to get up off my comfy chair. I wonder what's on TV..."

Daedelus The Destroyer was poised to unleash his army of mutants across mid-town...but they hadn't shown up. "I can't even get good minions anymore!" he screamed at the approaching super heroes.

Just two life saving examples of Lardy's powers of ennui!


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Moonshine

when Lardy moons someone, the blinding light generated by his twin orbs can pacify even the most enraged enemy

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Strawberry Fields Forever

While not the famous actress her sister, Sally, was, Strawberry Fields was incredibly popular with anyone she met. She was such an inspiration to everyone, the communuty started to look for ways to prolong her life. Enter Professor Ivo's trainee and fashion consultant...Lardy!

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Two Pronged Attack!

Lardy can generate a duplicate of himself, but the dupe always appears like 10 meters away - useful for launching a two-pronged attack. Oh, and for some reason when he does, they are both holding giant two-pronged forks, just cause

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Rock Around the Clock

Trapped in the Great Depression, The Legion Worlders turn to Lardy for a way to return them to their golden future...
"Look!" exclaimed the hero all other Legion Worlders looked up to, mostly as he wore stilts a lot.
"A poster for a dancathon! Just the thing my handy Dial L For Lardforce device can help with!"
Embued with the power to Rock Around the Clock, decades before rock and roll was even a thing, Lardy won the exploitative contest.
After catching the organisers in a racketeering scam, Lardy still had his Legion World buddies home in time for tea, and then onto the floating dance platforms of Ventura!

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Curtain Call

When Lardy imitates their mating call, sentient curtains from around the world fly to his aid! Watch out as they zoom past you!

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Oh Dear

Having an affinity for a particular family of hoofed ruminant mammals, Lardy can often been found in forests butting heads (and antlers) especially during mating season. His services are in demand in various parks and a few farms but he has one special client who calls on him once a year to ensure the wellbeing of his draft animals for his sleigh.

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Hopping Mad

Mild-mannered Lard Paladin bit into a radioactive carrot… and discovered he could transform into a normal rabbit! This enraged him as it did not come with super strength, flight, invulnerability or the ability to talk… so he basically just hops around angrily until he turns back into a human

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Stop the Train!

Following the economic collapse brought on by Emperor Giffen's insistance that everything in the galaxy be painted half black, strikes are commonplace!

Lard Lad has many important tasks in such a depression, but knows someone who can help. His Mirrorverse counterpart Bizarro Lardy shouts "Stop the Train!" Already on strike, mirror reality forces the strikes to collapse so that all the trains start running again. All parties, worried about other mirrorverse changes are soon round the negotiating table.


Next: The Tears of Sodam Yat

Lardy can induce whiny Sodam Yat to cry with the force of a thousand hailstones!

Don’t make Daxamites cry…

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Them Gains

Everyday normal comic book civilians are constantly on the receiving end of weird energies, wars against other universes or are test subjects of villains. Yet so few of them get books of their own. The reason? They simply can't carry that Spandex look.

Lardy Consulting offers the Them Gains package, endowing the customer with amazing, ongoing series producing muscles! And for those worried about muscles in all the wrong places, Lardy Consulting has a No Image Artist guarantee!

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Manhunter Sleeper Agent

Lardy can inexplicably, and in flagrant disregard of any pre-existing canon, turn out to have been a massively powerful robot all along, demonstrating powers and abilities that sure would have been helpful at many times during the past!

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Alliterative Antipathy

Lardy can generate a feeling of disgust and revulsion, as long as he phrases the concept as an alliteration.

"Don't you just hate animated aardvarks? Bountiful berries? Courageous cheetahs? Diabolical designs?"

you get the idea.

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