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Like a certain Legionnaire of African descent, Lardy can cause various effects to happen with sound. But Lardy's power works with magical bells. So when you hear a bell ringing... Get out of the way.

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Star of Destiny

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Lardy can tell you how--but not when--any movie star will die.

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Salt Shaker


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Shaking his booty can allow him to turn anything into salt.

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Selfie Stick

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In a Covert Cosmic Convergence Crisis Lardy encounters The Anti-Lard.

This enables Lardy to lose mass. Unfortunately, it means that he becomes a stick figure to everyone else. Lost in superhero group photos and ignored during Events, Lardy's career plummets. Desperate to stay involved in super heroism, he hires himself out as a selfie stick for super hero photo ops.

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English Major


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Lardy transforms into Major General Stanley from the Piratesof Penzance.

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Sick Day

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The Day that Lardy Took Over Legion World!

Still affected by the Anti-Lard, Lardy becomes obsessed with Drura Sehpt, and tries to court her attention by taking over Legion World! All who disobeyed would get sore tum tums, sniffoos and other minor ailments.

Drura arrived to show Lardy that such powers should never be used for minor bad things. Convalescing later in his hospital bed, Lardy looked on the Drura created ailment he had as the best illness of his life.

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Sea Shanty!



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Lardy owns a magical house that can float on the sea or sink under it and fires missiles of destruction. Some landlubber called it a submarine but it is SO much more than that.

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Avenue Q

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Lardy can change all the object on one block of a given street to objects beginning with the letter Q. Look out for quilts, quince, quails and quaggas.

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Into the Woods


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Lardy can create a forest around anyone. Complete with little singing woodland creatures.

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Rebooted

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Lardy can change anyone's footwear into a nifty pair of boots.

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Sweet-Ass Sixteen


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Lardy can conjure up sixteen asses to do his bidding.

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Long Live the Legion

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The Present is Past
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Lardy causes the French Foreign Legion members to become immortal. Everyone just assumes his powers finally malfunctioned for a few decades.

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Singing Telegram

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Whenever Lardy sends a singing telegram, what he sings will happen. So if he sings, "I hope you drop dead..."


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The Grave Is No Bar To My Call

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Lardy courted controversy by opening a bar free alcohol and relics vending service on Shanghalla. But the drinks refreshed weary travellers and, when contacted by Orandans, the deceased heroes were glad of the increased numbers of visitors. Especially Hate Face.

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Tick Tock


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When a nearby clock is ticking, Lardy can summon the power of Teeds' fave boy band Color Me Badd. So when ever he tick-tocks, you can't stop....whatever it is you're doing.

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Lardy's ears are burning


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
strange but not a stranger
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Activated by having people talk about him, his ear get so hot they can burn through 3 feet of inertron

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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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The Quantum Palardy was created by the technomages far in Earth's future. Having solved all of mankind's ills, even the ones they didn't know they had, the mighty bio-computer fell into disuse. Eventually it would ask a simple question of redemption to visitors. "Sorry? Not sorry?"

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Lardy has an intense-- some would say obsessive-- level of adoration for April Kane: a sweet but obscure kid supporting character from Milton Caniff's Terry And The Pirates. He can find any online board or social media group and steer any conversation, no matter how seemingly random or unrelated, into discussions about his pen-and-ink good luck charm.

Of course, you'll find people online who do the same thing with their over-the-top love for things like ranch dressing or guillotine deaths. However, Lardy's superpower enables him to indulge his obsession without causing ire, mod breakdowns, or the wholesale collapse of the boards he visits. In fact, he's managed to recruit new April Kane fans from all over the multiverse!

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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Some say that Lardy's May obsession comes from being raised by, Lost Legion foe, Calendar King. Others suggest that, along with his April fixation, it's clearly related to his subscription to Play-Sentient of the Month.

Yet both of these views would turn out to be so very wrong!

Recent Time Bubble security footage (thanks Cobie!) has uncovered Lardy's numerous trips back to the Crisis of the 20th century. But Lardy isn't going there to fight Auntie Monitor. He's using the energies from the event to pass over to the Marvel-verse!

Like Lyle Norg before him, Lardy has found true love in another dimension. Everyone thinks that Aunt May and Lardy make a perfect couple. As soon as he's killed off her pesky nephew, Lardy will be able to bring the hottest lady in Marvel back to Legion World!

But will Lardy end up like Archie, constantly caught between Aunt May and April Kane? Lucky guy!

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During the month of June, Lardy can teleport anyone he moons to the surface of the moon.

Aren't you glad it's July?

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After consuming copious amounts of whiskey, Lardy gains the ability to dance! Or at least thinks he does, and no one has the heart to tell him that's not an actual power.


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Turkish Delight

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Lardy has the power to conjure your heart's delight, but only if it's a sickly-sweet jellied candy that tastes of flowers. I would not sell my siblings for that!

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Alaskan King Crab Legs


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Lardy has the power to grow up to ten extra-strong legs.


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Bazinga!

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Lardy can spontaneously create T-Shirts with catch phrases from TV shows. They are extra-small T-shirts which appear on foes and restrict their movement.

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Social Distancing


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Lardy can teleport people around, but only within a 1.5 meter distance

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Cream of Mushroom Soup

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