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When I was a kid and it was lightly raining and we had to go out into it, my mother would say ?You are not made of sugar. You won?t melt.?
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Sounds like a very motherly thing to say indeed. Many moms I know say a variation of that.
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It crushes many a child's dreams of growing up to be a wicked witch!
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Speaking of childhood dreams, I wonder how many kids had nightmares about a rhino eating their parents after reading James and the Giant Peach.
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The Dutch word for "Rhinoceros" is one of the first ones I learned.
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That's super-important because of all the rhinoceroses in the Netherlands!
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Lucky I sent IB a keep rhinoceroses away charm
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I wonder if the charm is working. How many rhinoceroses has he seen lately?
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There's the famous story of the little Dutch rhinoceros who stuck his horn in the dam to keep it from leaking!
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I like rhinos because they are so horny!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Our Japanese tour guide said that at the deer temple in Nara. "They have to shorten the horns of the deer so they won't get horny..."
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A friend of mine has an apartment oppose the Boston Common and hears the various tour guides make the same joke about the Frog Pond there.
The tour guide will ask ?How deep is the Frog Pond??
Answer: ?knee deep. knee deep.?
It does work better verbally
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Rhino + Frog = Horny Toad
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The constellation Monoceros represents a unicorn. The rhinoceros, coincidentally, may have been one of the sources of unicorn legends.
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Julius Caesar described an encounter with a unicorn in his Gallic Wars.
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The Hebrew word "re'em" is translated as "unicorn" in some versions of the Bible, though it is probably better translated as "aurochs" or "wild ox."
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Well, Wild OX is more realistic than unicorn...
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To be fair, unicorns were held to be real until relatively recently.
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The Coelacanth was believed to have been extinct for 65 million years. But specimens were found off the coast of Africa in 1938
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The Pokemon Relicanth is based on the Coelacanth.
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Pok?mon stands for Pocket Monster. So cute little Pikachu is really a monster.
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Pokemon is one of those things I don't know much about.
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But you do know much about history, biology, your science book, and the French you took?
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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I know a lot about the Legion!
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