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579. I had a run in my tights, er, I mean supersuit and I only just washed my fishnets and they were still drying.

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580. I kept plagiarizing the other heroes' speeches...

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581. Evilynne was hot, and...well.....


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

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582. I let myself go. Turns out, spandex is INCREDIBLY revealing... and they just don't take you seriously when your belly rolls jiggle while you tell them to surrender

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583. Participated in a hot pursuit through the Space Macy's Parade. 738 injured and counting....


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584. The rest of the team discovered my OnlyFans site and kicked me out... Yeesh, I mean, I spend all this time keeping fit, might as well use it to get extra bucks...

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585. Repeated refusal to show up for crossovers and big events. I deserve a day off now and then and besides, they suck. tongue


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586. As soon as I spoke out against the evils in the world, all my sponsors threatened to dump me, under pressure form the governments I was speaking about.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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567. Said that cutting the crusts off the tea sandwiches is silly if you're just going to throw them away. At least put them out for the crows and pigeons, you snobby snobs!


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568. Made a political statement against (country X), resulting in country threatening to quit all the international organizations it is a member of unless I resigned...

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569. I got mad at the injunctions against bird feeders and bird baths on the lawn.

(Oh, wait. That was why I couldn't live in a condominium. Never mind.)


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570. I started a campaign asking all the heroes to PLEASE stop wearing spandex, it is giving children the wrong ideas and promoting unhealthy body images and causing unnecessary stress to the poor non-heroic civilians who just want to let themselves go a little! Society's unattainable standards of attraction MUST STOP!

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571. All the other clawed (yet baffling considered to be heroic) psychopaths felt that me serving cocktail snacks and mini kebabs on my claws demeaned them.


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572. I kept passing around Cosmo quizzes during the weekly meetings.

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573. I kept spamming them with Buzzfeed quizzes, such as "We know whether you wear a cape based on the last 5 Starbucks drinks you ordered!"

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574. Couldn't cut the ribbon properly at the children's hospital opening because they didn't have any left-handed scissors. shake


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575. Boithday cake made my tum too big for the meanie merchandising department to renew my contract.


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575. Couldn't fight crime before 10am unless I had like 5 cups of coffee, which made my laser blasts go all spastic.

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577. Wouldn't sign the release allowing them to wipe my mind whenever I left the future to return home. Creeeeepyyyyy. shake


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578. Wouldn't sign the release allowing a microscopic teammate to implant cell-destroying substances in my nasal cavity

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579. My vulnerability to marshmallow fluff was considered too silly, said the guy who was weakened by wood back in the 20th century when we tried to team up.

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580. My power to turn my foes into Fluffernutters was also considered too silly. sigh Though it has made me popular with the Kindergarten set.


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581. My powers are based on fearlessness... but I lost them when I was too scared to put "fluffernutters" into a search engine, fearing I would be taken away by the authorities.


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581. My power to eat as many Fluffernutters as I wanted, without gaining weight, was deemed more suitable for a modeling career.

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583. My trusty raptor sidekick got caught, er... spotting on the statue of the Mayor's war hero ancestor one time too many.

The team said I had a choice to make: them or her.

I'm sure gonna' miss them.

shrug

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