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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983781 03/30/20 06:09 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? ... we were fined for violating social distancing measures by gathering in our clatch, which wiped out our whole budget! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983786 03/30/20 09:56 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR ...as Treasurer, I refused to waive everyone's monthly credit card fees to help them weather the current crisis. Evil knows no season, you ninnies. Also you'll be hearing from my lawyers. Last edited by cleome53; 03/30/20 09:56 AM. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983804 03/30/20 12:15 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I gave up some of my salary to help the others! Yeesh! the one time I do a selfless act.. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983806 03/30/20 12:45 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... ... I gave up some of my celery to help others! How was I to know AVM Man was in a fully vegetable state? "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983845 03/30/20 11:42 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I gave up my cherries to help others! Only, it turns out, the cherries were bad... and we didn't have any toilet paper left... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983850 03/31/20 04:06 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 I got kicked out for making an off-color joke about *some people* having no cherries to give... Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983853 03/31/20 07:09 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Haha! Set fell into my trap! ... five minutes later... I got kicked out for plotting to get other villains kicked out... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983872 03/31/20 09:42 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I was a random victim of Kick 'em out Kid, as he imposed ridiculous rules around villainy. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983878 03/31/20 11:16 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 I wore something in one of the non-primary colors. Apparently it's big seven rainbow colors or bust, so my latest taupe and teal creation was out! -Fashionista Lad. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983884 03/31/20 11:35 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? I didn't put the dumbbells back on the rack after my work out... yeesh, with all the telekinetics and super-strong baddies here, you would think that would not be an issue! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983892 03/31/20 12:35 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... ? I could care less about having a figure that fits into a costume. It's the villainy that counts! Not the image! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #983911 03/31/20 03:28 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I decided to go costume-less... and realized not everyone appreciated seeing me naked... even if I did have a nice super-villainy body... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #984818 04/14/20 03:25 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina I kept singing "A spoon full of sugar" while sneaking kisses from Poison Ivy. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #984819 04/14/20 03:47 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Confused the others with my "The Subjectivity of Good and Evil" presentation on our Mad Plan Monday meeting. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #985143 04/19/20 12:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina I genuinely thought giant space whale poop would be U Boy's kryptonite. It was not. On the other hand, my space casaba melons were HUGE! Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #985157 04/19/20 02:48 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... My Hate-Dials got jammed. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #985167 04/19/20 02:58 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? My playlist contained too many uplifting songs... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #985171 04/19/20 03:15 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I killed everything important in the protagonist's life. That's what post Dark Knight Returns villains do. Then they told me I was part of an Archie book... "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #985216 04/20/20 01:43 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? I guess it wasn't Afterlife with Archie, or the Archie/Predator crossover... I kept referring to Elseworlds / Alternate realities and telling everyone else about their gruesome deaths. Turns out most Super-Villains don't want to die horribly... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #985217 04/20/20 04:10 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,055 I told the other villains that I was both reincarnated Egyptian royalty *and* an alien space cop. They laughed me out of the room! *choke* (sobs!) Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #986493 05/14/20 05:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina I had blimp powers, but only on one part of my body. Scarlet Screamer hated having to ride on it. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #986594 05/16/20 05:12 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? I kept leaving clues for the heroes The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #986597 05/16/20 07:06 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I guess Self Destructo wasn't a good fit for a villain team. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #987511 06/04/20 12:23 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 84,969 Wouldn't you like to know? ... I didn't practice social distancing and ended up infecting everyone The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because... rickshaw1 #987699 06/07/20 07:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,843 South Carolina ... they irritated me, so I put rogaine in Lexluthier the 17th's scalp massage, and nair in Gorilla Gruud's shampoo. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!