Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XVIII - Road to 30

Tea isn't my favorite either, but sometimes it's nicely calming.

Bugs: do you want one lump or two with your tea?

Pete Puma: Give me 3 or 4 lumps

Cue getting thumped 3 or 4 times.

"This means war!"

There's a street in Houston called Waugh Drive. Whenever I pass it, I say "Of course you know, this means Waugh!"

The Dutch G is one of the hardest sounds to master. It sort of sounds like you're gargling.

A lot of our press were happy to mock a national football manager because he'd quickly picked up a Dutch accent, when coaching there.

Gee, guess he coughed enough during guest appearances!

Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!

Going Dutch in Stockholm

Stockholm Syndrome is when a captive starts to identify with their captors.

Munchausen's syndrome is a psychological disorder where someone pretends to be ill or deliberately produces symptoms of illness in themselves.

The Swedish Chef from the Muppets! Great stuff!

Jim Henson himself was the voice of the Swedish Chef. He was also Kermit, Rowlf, Waldorf, and Dr. Teeth.

Pretty talented!

I still remember the screams of the kid readers, when Frank Miller turned Dr Teeth into a post modern villain who extracted the molars of his victims with pliers. "It's an ironic statement about healthcare," he said over the howling.

A man goes to China. He's hungry. But he doesn't speak Chinese.

He goes up to a Chinese man, points to his own open mouth.

The Chinese man directs him toward a nearby establishment.

He ends up getting his molar pulled -- without anesthesia.

"You can't handle the tooth!" he screams at the dentist in a bad Jack Nicholson voice.

The dentist calls in some thugs and the man is beaten to death.

The End

A certain old woman, out of excessive curiosity, fell out of a window, plummeted to the ground, and was smashed to pieces.

Another old woman leaned out of the window and began looking at the remains of the first one, but she also, out of excessive curiosity, fell out of the window, plummeted to the ground and was smashed to pieces.

Then a third old woman plummeted from the window, then a fourth, then a fifth.

By the time a sixth old woman had plummeted down, I was fed up watching them, and went off to Mal'tsevisky Market where, it was said, a knitted shawl had been given to a certain blind man.

Well, that's morbid. And here I am watching the ducks across my window.

Before I forget

Stockhausen Syndrome is when a person starts to insert electronic sounds into other musical genres.


Was that mine or Fickles'?

Both

One day Orlov stuffed himself with mashed peas and died. And Krylov, on finding out about this, also died. And Spiridonov died of his own accord. And Spiridonov's wife fell off the sideboard and also died. And Spiridonov's children drowned in the pond. And Spiridonov's grandmother hit the bottle and took to the road. And Mikhailovich stopped combing his hair and went down with mange. And Kruglov sketched a woman with a whip in her hands and went out of his mind. And Perekhrestov received four hundred roubles by wire and put on such airs that he got chucked out of work.
They are good people all -- but they can't keep their feet firmly on the ground.

A baby was born and did not cry at all. As he got older he did not say a word. His parents took him to doctors and specialists but no one could find anything wrong. When he was 10 they were eating dinner and he said ?The peas are cold.?

Everyone was astonished. His mother says ?If you could talk all this time, why didn?t you say something?? He replied ?Everything was good until now!?

"I could talk talk talk talk talk myself to death
But I fear I would only waste my breath."

- Roxy Music, "Re-Make/Re-Model"

Roxy was also the name of that artificial intelligence who sort-of joined the JSA All-Stars splinter team led by Power Girl.

And Roxy is also one of the characters from Jem and the Holograms.