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Otto won the lotto too. Now he can hire a chauffeur.
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Like the Phoenix
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At least until he squanders all the lotto money.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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By hiring an expensive chauffeur!
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If Otto's car were an Autobot, he wouldn't need a chauffeur!
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So that's where the lotto money went...
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My cat swears that it wasn?t spent on wet food and catnip.
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My dog doesn't even think about lying. He just went and spent it all on doggie treats.
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Why should you let sleeping dogs lie, if it just encourages them to be dishonest?
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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But they're completely honest ONLY when they're asleep!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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My name is John. My husband is George. We have two dogs named Paul and Ringo. It had to happen.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Help I need somebody (Help!) not just anybody (Help!) you know I need someone Help!
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The really funny part is when people hear the dogs' names and say "now you just need John and George...oh, wait!"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Jokes are funnier when you "get"them yourself!
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Marx Bros on a train...Chico returns up the corridor meeting with Groucho and the Ticket Inspector...
Groucho: Is that a black eye? Chico: No, it's a birth mark. Groucho: You don't have a birth mark. Chico: Sure I do. I went into the wrong berth.
I laughed.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I'm too tired from work to laugh. Lol.
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Q: Does it hurt? A: Only when I laugh.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Marx Bros on a train...Chico returns up the corridor meeting with Groucho and the Ticket Inspector...
Groucho: Is that a black eye? Chico: No, it's a birth mark. Groucho: You don't have a birth mark. Chico: Sure I do. I went into the wrong berth.
I laughed. That joke works better when spoken
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I assumed everyone would read the post out loud.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I read Chico's lines with his accent!
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I love accents! I might get some in my hair!
When the salons open, anyway...
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The first place I saw the name "Constantinople" was in a Dr. Seuss book about long words. By coincidence, that book is the latest to be featured in Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre beats. (Speaking of reading stuff out loud!)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Hop on Pop is a masterpiece.
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"Hip Hop on Pop" if it's "Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre beats."
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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