Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XVIII - Road to 30

Penguins is practically chickens. And I hates to see chickens cry so much, that I has to put them out of their misery.

One night farmer brown was taken the air
Locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care
Down in the hen house somethin' stirred
When he shouted, "who's there?", this is what he heard
There ain't nobody here but us chickens, there ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself, stop that fuss, ain't nobody here but us
We're chickens trying to sleep and you butt in
And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble with your chin
There ain't nobody here but us chickens, there ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around, shakin' the ground, kickin' up an awful dust
We're chickens trying to sleep and you butt in
And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin

Them's fightin' words!

I read that as children.

Happily, neither my man nor I want to have children

Also: penguins are FANCY chickens!

I like being an uncle.

There are benefits to being an uncle, and not a father

I like being from U.N.C.L.E.

I hear A.U.N.T. is also pretty hard-core!

Both are better than being with THRUSH

Imagine the humiliation of being KAOS and getting beaten by Maxwell Smart every week.

I think you've got to let your arch villains get the occasional win, otherwise they turn into Doctor Light.

Particularly if it's a Gothic arch villain. They're pointy.

Most of them call themselves ""Gargoyle" for some reason.

Only if they have drain spouts; otherwise, they're grotesques.

"Grotesque" would be a really good villain name.

And it's certainly more meaningful to the average person than, say, Extant or Parallax.

"Extant" might actually make some sense as a villain name if it were used by the evil Hal Jordan, if he was the last extant Green Lantern, but I have no idea what was up with "Parallax".

There was the Parallax View film form the '70s. It had a Manchurian Candidate type of subplot. SO the person you saw was really conditioned to be controlled by someone else. That has some parallels with the GL plot.

I don?t like the DC tv shows because a lot of times the characters do things only because that is what the plot needs them to do rather than because of real motivation.

Ugh. that sounds like really bad writing!

You could get away with that a bit more in ye olde comiks as the characters had no personality, so motivation wasn' t much of an issue.

Cookie-cutter carbon copies! Say it three times fast !

It three times fast

Faster than the Flash?

Nothing is faster than Lint.