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... I baked cookies that looked like everyone... but they were caricature cookies, so...
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...they found out that I actually paid all those parking tickets instead of just vaporizing a judge or two, like a proper villain would. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I kept serving guests the GOOD coffee.
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I got caught moonlighting at the soup kitchen again.
(What?! I could declare the volunteer time on my income tax! Is that so wrong?!)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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... I failed seventy two points on the Evil Overlords list. They said I was the worst villain they'd ever seen! (choke!)
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I enjoyed the list so much I shared it on my public account, instead of quietly ensuring I followed every point on it
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...I refused to help meddle with the election results because I was busy binge-watching old Film Noir on YouTube, looking for pointers.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... I adhered carefully to all COVID restrictions AND preached to everyone to do the same. "You don't want your evil old Granny Goodness to get sick and be unable to torture innocent youngsters, would you? She can't do that gasping for breath!"
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...Brought Love Story to Scary Movie Night, pronouncing it even creepier and more gross than anything in Stephanie Meyer's oeuvre.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... for playing Disney animated movie songs over and over and over and over AND singing along all night
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...Poison Ivy and I stayed in drinking hot chocolate and riffing on old copies of Veggie Tales and missed the big bank heist.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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? I was supposed to infiltrate the office ahead of the robbery. But I liked the hours, and the people and started working there part time.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... I catfished the other villains on Tinder, got them all in one room, and asked them for a unicorn-themed slumber party.
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I gave the Kirby estate ALL that art back, no questions asked.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I was fat-shaming some of the other villains. Like the Penguin. Who knew he could move so fast under all that bulk...
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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... I started marking out important dates for 2021... but did it on Calendar Man.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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They said my new look, based on the 1990s Hot Dog On A Stick uniform, wasn't in keeping with the proper image of modern-day villainy. (Even if you can fit a whole change of clothes and several quality weapons inside the hat.)
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...I always cry during the finale of E.T.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I kept letting the superhero team members get away because they saved my life once!
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...I spilled the beans about Captain Cold and Martha Stewart.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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... it became just too easy to make my money on bogus covid related government contracts.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I kept coughing and sneezing on the other villains. - Infectious Lad
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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While the others were recovering, I foolishly said that I had a germ of a fiendish idea forming, and got kicked out just after Infectious Lad.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I organized dinner parties but made everyone bring their own food AND pay a hospitality fee for my hosting.
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Re: The kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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When I told everyone to call me The Host, they thought I was to be the vessel of an interdimensional, tentacled horror. But I mainly MC company awards ceremonies. Horrific in their own way, but...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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