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Banana ketchup is a guilty pleasure of many Filipinos, to the horror of people from many other countries.
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In my opinion, bananas stink like cheap nail polish.
And those are the ones that haven't gotten overripe yet!
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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ROTFLMAO  That one never gets old! Thank you, Quis.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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I used to love knock knock jokes when I was a kid!
And that one from Quis is a classic indeed.
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Thank you! I am here all week! Tip your waitresses and try the fish!
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I thought you wanted us to FRY the fish!
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A catchphrase from Carry On Screaming is Frying Tonight
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Fried catchphrase? Sounds.... quaint.
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Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Faint sounds faint.
Some Filipinos cannot pronounce F and P correctly, so Paint also sounds like Faint. And Faint like Paint. And Paint like Paint.
Last edited by Invisible Brainiac; 02/19/20 10:22 AM.
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Too many fumes from paint can make you faint.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Faint paint, painted on the fainted person.
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"Paint the Sky With Stars" was the title of Enya's first best-of collection.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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Ania is the nickname of one of my Polish colleagues.
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French Polish: Something else to gloss your furniture or dual nationality?
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Now I understand why my Polish friend is so sparkly.
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My Polish cousins once got mugs for my father and me with the Polish version of our names. My name was the same in Polish and English.
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My name confuses people. So far people have guessed I am from Spain, Brazil, Italy, and Portugal based on my name.
When they see me, they guess China, Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, Singapore...
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I have not been to any of those countries.
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I am going to Chile for a friend's wedding, and plan to visit Peru as well to visit another friend.
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Paddington the Bear's Aunt Lucy is in the Home for Retired Bears in Peru. Say Hi to her from the UK if you get the chance!
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I think my friend would rather visit a different kind of bear 
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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If there are leather bears should there be gummy bears, too? I guess if there were, they'd wear rubber and spandex even if it was *really* humid out?
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Spandex in all colors of the rainbow, yes!
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