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527. After my battle with Thermonuke went wrong, there's no one left on Earth to be a hero to.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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528. I kept stealing others' battle quips, without giving them credit. Who knew Spider-Man and Wildfire could be so prickly about that...
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Long live the Legion!
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529. Turns out 'Parody law' doesn't prevent Namor and Ben Grimm from teaming up to kick your butt if you try to popularize your 'new' catchphrases of 'Imperius Sex!' and 'It's Slobbering Time!'
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530. Once Luther explained how a world without superpowers would push humanity forward, I sort of agreed with him.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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531. I kept crying every time I got injured. Not good for super-villain battles...
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532. I kept raising Lucille ball from the dead for the funny. Turns out, that's frowned upon.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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533. My Time Freeze powers applied to the villains...but not to the Earth they stood on, resulting in them being left behind to die in a frozen vacuum.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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534. I kept drunk-driving the Legion cruiser and ramming it into mining asteroids.
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535. Hero's don't shoot badguys in the head because they irritate them.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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536. Heroes don't punch officers of the law, government agents or civilians simply for irritating them either...
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537. I had to throw something at the missile to disrupt its flight control, and the small orphan was the closest thing to hand.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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538. My power is turning people into animals... and usually, the civilians and hostages are the only ones nearby whom I can use to attack the super-villain...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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540. I kept retching at the sight of violence.
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541. Well, I'm a psychotic killer. They don't like that.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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542. I didn't file my tax returns properly  they said it was a public relations disaster
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543. They agreed I *was* a hero, it's just that Guitar Hero wasn't what they were looking for.
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544. I turned myself into a hero to join... and someone took a bite of me. And they had the nerve to complain I didn't put enough cheese!
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545. My thrilling Golden Age adventures are now considered to be war crimes.
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546. Some people started a petitioning saying I was a racist caricature.
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547. I received no guarantee from those I protect, that they wouldn't form a mob and pull down my statue at a later date.
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548. I kept texting while flying. I've damaged four airplanes and two helicopters now...
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549. Underwater Man here. Look, I have a problem. Too many Diving Under the Influence charges.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Long live the Legion!
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550. My containment suit got breached and I blew up all over the people I was supposed to be saving. - Antimatterman.
551. My super-power to enmire my enemies in sticky sebaceous secretions was deemed 'gross and unhygenic.' - Pustule Pete.
552. I couldn't get within six feet of a villain to make an arrest... - The Social Distance Avenger.
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553. I tried to defraud the government for vouchers
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