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I just got tested and I'm clean, baby! That smelly discharge is NOT contagious.
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I don't let just anybody "Like" me on my [redacted].
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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"Excuse me... I have to say I think you are the most beautiful and lovely woman I've ever met. May I buy you dinner?"
Why's it bad? Never heard anyone say that to a woman in my life, it must not work.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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I love you. Take off your pants. Another reason to miss MLLASH
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I've hidden three Goldfish™ crackers in different places on my body. Guess where?
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If you're nice to me, I'll let you have a cameo in my fumetti.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Tempus Fugitive
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The sex will be so great that the neighbours will be having a cigarette when we're done.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Would you like to be pounded like a piece of veal?
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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"One more drink and you'll be gorgeous!"
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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I've already drawn a picture of us doing it. Want to see?
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Wanderer
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You remind me of my great-aunt. I love my great-aunt.
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Humanoid from the Deep
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Are you Google? Because you're everything I'm searching for.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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If I were a serial killer, you would totally be my type
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Time Trapper
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"So, ummm... I have acne on my elbows and it scabs over but that's just a loveable quirk. Lets get it on, sugar cone!"
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I don't even mind the blood
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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My mother said I could stay out past 11 if I just check in with her first.
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Time Trapper
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My mother said I'm handy. Or was it handsy?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Time Trapper
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"I'm good to go. That Imodium reeeeally works."
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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"Nice dick?" (I get this probably once a day on Grindr...)
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Just respond... "Bad Richard". Hilarity will ensue.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Tee hee.
I also get "oh, you're an Asian and top? I didn't know that was possible." (tops are, well... the one giving. bottoms are the ones taking.)
and I always go, "oh, who do you think tops all the Asian bottoms over in Asia?"
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Time Trapper
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"I wanna play connect the dots on your backne!"
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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"Your bowel movements are so regular, it's sexy"
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