Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XXIII - Not a Kid Anymore

I made a Chairman of the Bored reference a couple of weeks back at work...nothing.

When I am leaving work for the day and a coworker says “see you tomorrow.” I sometimes reply “unless I become invisible.”

Invisibility could be useful in real life. I prefer illusion powers fr a more complete concealment though

One of the two workers in this anecdote is going home to make dinner and watch some TV. The other is going to continue to work on the serum that will give them madness inducing superpowers, but will make them King of the World. I wonder which is which.

It is hard to tell seeing as my company only hires clones.

Barcode tattoos were a thing for a while. I saw one yesterday. I remember someone telling me (not that I was interested in asking) that their one showed that humans were now commodities. I suggested reading any history book to show that this had always been the case, in that context, and that she had just got a barcode for discounted oranges on her neck as a pointless gesture.

People are finding politicians sending “thoughts and prayers” after a mass shooting is a pointless gesture.

I’ll go ahead and send thoughts and prayers to the Filipino politician who said homosexuals are worse than animals.

oh yeah it was Manny Pacquiao. he can have all my prayers.

Actually animals can be very nice.

Nicer than conservative, close-minded idiots anyway

Thinking that humans are any different or better than animals could be considered to be just one of the many errors of judgement made by them.

During the heyday of the Batman tv series there was a similar show called Captain Nice

I wonder how he would have got on in the grim and gritty post Dark Knight Returns era. Dead in a dumpster probably.

I have never gone dumpster diving

I suspect he would've been rebooted as a Punisher-style vigilante.

"No more Mr Nice Guy!" as he mows people down. Why his weapon of choice is a lawnmower remains a mystery.

My parents had an acre of land. I hated mowing the lawn.

What a pain in the acres that must have been.

We had a riding mower but it still was not fun

When I was offered the use of a riding mower, it turned out that I was to use a scythe from the saddle of a Shetland pony to cut the grass.

I once had the idea to combine a manual lawnmower with a bicycle, so that it would cut the grass as you rode over it.

It turned out others had already had the same idea.

Did you suspect nefarious use of Time Bubbles at that point, or was it revealed to you after reading Legion comics?

I prefer the Time Cube to the Time Bubble

Time Cubes are for squares.

Time Bubbles are so much cooler and more comfy. And they have these amazing cupholders and unlimited silverale.

Oh.... maybe that's why the Legionnaires kept crashing into random pocket universes...