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452. Times move on... - Telegraph Kid
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I snapped at all the little kids who asked me stupid questions.
"Well duh I have a secret identity, what kind of moron names their kid "Invisible Brainiac", huh, CAPTAIN? Oh yeah, YOUR parents!""
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454. Um I'm not stepping in front of a bullet or a superpowered punch... it hurts!
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455. I didn't follow the rules for posting in the thread.
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456. The said I had "inappropriate" relationships with Death Damsel, Ladykiller, and Gertrude Getz. Define "inappropriate"...they're badgals.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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457. Well, it's not my fault I gain my powers from snorting coke...
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458. Tough to be super strong and have an atomic smash punch with bursitis.
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459. I was more concerned with my costume not ripping, than with protecting innocents... I mean, one has to look good! Do you know how quickly a bad outfit gets thrashed on Instagram??
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460. Garrotted the artist with the thong they were going to get me to wear as a costume.
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461. Started indulging in sweets and stopped being able to fit into my skintight sexy costume
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462. Out of the blue, I'm the subject of a drugs issue. I'd rather quit than have to go through it every time there's a reboot. Which is every fortnight.
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463. I accidentally hit my Battle Beagle with a Battle Bagel. Bummed.
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464. I refused to let my ethnicity be changed.
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465. I charge the guilty for the bullets.
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466. My history in porn came out and the Comics Code banned my book.
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467. I think they were expecting the Blue Yeti to be 8ft tall, clawed and ferocious, rather than someone who pleasantly sets off ASMR triggers.
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468. I was too busy correcting numbering errors to get any crimefighting done ;-)
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469. I was used as a Dial H hero once in the 1980s.
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470. I kept trying to have sex with all the other heroes. But I don't get it, one of my powers is super-libido!
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471. Just too darn ornery.
Still "Fickles" to my friends.
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472. Apparently it's a very very very bad idea to drink on the job, especially when the job involves saving fragile innocents from danger...
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Long live the Legion!
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473. Apparently it's also a very very very bad idea to drink on the job, especially when you're a vampire. What? They were already bleeding when I got there!
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474. Well, duh...I'm Evil.
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475. I kept calling in sick
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Gen X > Space X
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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