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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Aw, that's adorable. I didn't know dogs could eat ice cream though. The only sweets we give ours are bits of fruit. And fruit peelings, for those that like them.
3) Hannibal
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Hannibal was a Husky mix with one blue eye and one brown eye. Unfortunately Hannibal broke his chain shortly after we got him and ran away. We never found him.
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OK. Lets keep the question be about dogs.
Which of these was not a family dog of mine?
1) Funny 2) Gretchen 3) Hannibal 4) Hobo 5) Pete 6) Pooch 7) Rocky 8) Tasha 9) Tuca
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7) Rocky?
poor lost HannĂbal
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Rocky loved to play fetch. It was his raison d'etre. He was also deathly afraid of thunderstorms. We knew when one was coming when he started acting anxious. We would have to shut him up in the bathroom
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One of my dogs is like that with thunderstorms. Another is like that with fireworks.
2) Gretchen?
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Gretchen had a pure bred Irish setter for a mother and a Labradour mutt for a father. She looked like a Golden Retriever. Prior to Gretchen, we limited our dogs to the kitchen. But Gretchen needed to be with us and would not be trained to stay in the kitchen. We still had Pooch. At first Pooch was reluctant to come into the carpeted rooms, but we were like what the hell. However, at first Gretchen would drag Pooch back to the kitchen because dogs weren't allowed in the carpeted rooms.
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Gretchen the police!
5) Pete
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Pete was my first family dog. He actually preceded me in the family.
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1) Funny?
Aw, Pete. If my mom had a dog that preceded me, I would be calling that dog "big brother" or"big sister"
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Funny was a dog my sister had after she got married
Tasha was a small black and white Springer Spaniel. She would bark once when she wanted to come in and then wait. After 5 minutes, she would bark once again. She would also go down to my father's garden and dig herself up a carrot or two to eat.
Tuca was my father's last dog. When driving in the car, if she saw another dog, she would start barking and sound very vicious. She would not do that if she wasn't in the car.
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Aw, these dogs are adorable. I like how all of them are real dogs.
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Which country do Blaze and I both want to visit together for the first time?
A) Japan B) Sri Lanka C) Mongolia D) Germany E) Australia F) USA G) Maldives H) Peru I) Iceland J) Iran K) Madagascar L) Myanmar
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I've been to Iceland before. And though Blaze thinks Iceland is pretty, it's not near the top of his travel list
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Which country do Blaze and I both want to visit together for the first time? (i.e. neither of us has been before, and we both want to visit together)
A) Japan B) Sri Lanka C) Mongolia D) Germany E) Australia F) USA G) Maldives H) Peru I) Iceland J) Iran K) Madagascar L) Myanmar
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Nope. Madagascar is on my list, but not on Blaze's. He doesn't really care about lemurs or the Avenue of the Baobabs.
Which country do Blaze and I both want to visit together for the first time? (i.e. neither of us has been before, and we both want to visit together)
A) Japan B) Sri Lanka C) Mongolia D) Germany E) Australia F) USA G) Maldives H) Peru I) Iceland J) Iran K) Madagascar L) Myanmar
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Australia? (Great place, but I may be slightly biased)
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welcome to the game, stile86! fortunately i already have been to Australia  totally want to visit again though
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Which country do Blaze and I both want to visit together for the first time? (i.e. neither of us has been before, and we both want to visit together)
A) Japan B) Sri Lanka C) Mongolia D) Germany E) Australia F) USA G) Maldives H) Peru I) Iceland J) Iran K) Madagascar L) Myanmar
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alas no, I have been to Japan already. But Blaze has not.
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Which country do Blaze and I both want to visit together for the first time? (i.e. neither of us has been before, and we both want to visit together)
B) Sri Lanka C) Mongolia D) Germany F) USA G) Maldives H) Peru J) Iran L) Myanmar
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