Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum things that make you feel stabby

The people who come up ready to check out, and then run off in search of a forgotten item once I've started ringing up their purchases, leaving me and the other customers in line to wait while they decide what flavor dog treats they should buy.

*stabs*

Straight men in shorts that end above the knee. Its not a straight mans look damnit! *shakes fist*

People who call at 7 in the morning on a Saturday to ask if I want to change my phone service.

"Why no. What I want. What I really, really want, is to know exactly where you are, right now, and what your warm sticky blood would feel like spraying across my face as I cut your freaking head off. And no, Verizon is not cheaper than the service I have now."

Also, really fun and witty girls that I meet while out who later admit that they glommed onto me at the party only because they were trying to ditch some loser who was sniffing around them and that I 'looked safe.'

"Thanks! I'll go fry up my testicles now, if I can just find my Martha Stewart apron. Want the last bits of my manhood with that?"

Direct TV commercials that use the slogan "Friends don't let friends watch cable."

Okay, so I know the phrase "Friends don't let friends [blank]" is pretty much a part of pop culture these days, but I'll always associate it with the anti-drunk driving campaign. So unless you're talking about something as serious as drunk driving, you best not be adopting it as part of your ad campaign.

ok i got a really good one last week i go to the really crappy comic store to get 39 of legion and what was it 861? of action comics? and the guys says to me oh it didnt come out(lieing peace of crap)but i let it go ask him not to forget to order it for me and leave, so i go to the less crappy but still crappy comic shop 25 miles away..and there closed..so i dont have time to back to it until the other day.and they sold out "we only ordered six."and it will take 2 weeks for them to get it in again. so after some on steals my ipod there i wait until today to go to the 1st shop because the guy only puts the new stuff out on Thursday hopeing he ordered it for me..he didn't,i looked threw his back issues and turns out he was only getting the legion comics when they super girl in them so in a move of desperation i had to call my mom who lives about an hour and a half away, and begged her to get it at the only descent comic shop i've found in ny but lord only knows when i'll see her again.

Anti-smoking commercials on TV annoy beyond belief.

At this point, I might actually start smoking and start trying to convince teenagers to do the same to get back at the world for inflicting them on me.

Paula Abdul!

*STAB!*

Ryan Seacrest!

*stab, slice, dismember*

Kelly Clarkson!

*SLASH, RIP, GORE, GUTS*

"Don't call me JLo when I sell my babies' pictures to you for $6 million" Jennifer Lopez

okay, not a stab, 'cause she's a new mom, just a little tap whack on the head with an umbrella

People who stop you on the street to do 'surveys' but won't take no for an answer really make me feel stabby. I was walking down Union Street this afternoon (main street in Aberdeen BTW)and a woman stopped me armed with a clipboard, I said no thanks and started to say I was rushing to meet a friend and she just kept talking over me trying to get me to give her my undivided attention. Eventually I said 'what part of no don't you understand?' rather loudly and walked off. They always seem to target me and while I do understand they're only doing their jobs it really irritates me.

*stab*

I love this thread!

I suffer quite badly from insomnia, I can function quite well on 4 or 5 hours sleep but for the last 5 weeks or so my average each night is about 2 1/2 to 3 hours. Insomnia really make me feel stabby!

Boys who you move cities for, Decide to never speak to you again but refusde to tell you why because its "Not for you to know", Let you get over them and then CALL YOU AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING on your birthday, thus drawing you back in again so they can be amused by watching you squirm.
MEN. cant live with em', Cant just chop them up into tiny little peices and boil them up in a pot. Because that would be cooking and I dont cook.

Slice 'em up and give 'em to your landlady to bake into a pie!

Daylight savings time. There goes my extra hour of sleep.

I dont have a land lady I own

Improperly sized shower doors....

People who ask for meetings, then give the data you need for the meeting at the last minute.



That guy deserves a good kick in the balls. And then, we slice them off after he recovers

People who you tell that your area doesn't have resource and who respond by giving you even more work. Clueless.



>squeak<

What can I say, that boy who did that to Kid Marvel makes me really angry!

Stupid corporate types who make IB and thothy all mad.

Crappy noughties songs as chain restaurant muzak.

A couple days ago, I had the misfortune of hearing Pink's "Real Good Time" at one such establishment.

It was a real bad time.

A plague on her and all her big, fancy houses that she's bought by cashing in on her phony "rebel" image.

I really make an effort not to hate people like I used to do, but I find it impossible not to HATE her. I HATE HER!

Every rule should have at least one exception. At least.

There are several celebrities that I detest too. Chief among them are the entertainers who ran for, and were elected to, public office in my home country. Some did a good job, and them I don't hate. but others...

There's the famous boxer Manny Pacquiao, who is now a Senator. He was arguing for the death penalty. Fine in itself. but his argument?

"The death penalty is good, because even Jesus was put to death."

Bad enough that he's citing the Bible...

But as a Christian, how can he not know that it wasn't a good thing for Jesus to have been sentenced to death????????

Technically Jesus being executed was the good thing as it is what supposedly redeemed the world from original sin. No execution, no redemption