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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Gen X > Space X
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Legion Tracker built a life-size statue of Superman, using only Post-It Notes™.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Legion Tracker solved global warming.
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Gen X > Space X
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He also designed all the best costumes for this year's FurryCon in Pittsburgh.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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He also designed all the best costumes for this year's FurryCon in Pittsburgh. Does anyone know an online site for boll weevil fur?
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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He got basses to sing a descant.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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He got basses to sing a descant. 
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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He found me on Facebook! (But promised to never reveal my secret identity)
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Bold Flavors
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...he escorted a drunk and randy Nura Nal home like a gentleman, and put her to bed with two asprin and a glass of water on her night table.
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... Rescued a kitten from a tree and raised it as his own
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Gen X > Space X
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He bailed Cobalt Kid out of that Space Prison, and paid off all those taxes he evaded, too.  Thank Heaven! There was no way I could've eaten all that cake all by myself!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Bold Flavors
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...he found the perfect serving dish for the cake which satisfied Cleome, myself and even Dr. Mayavale, who is very tough to please on cake-related matters because of that whole Marie Antoinette thing he went through that time.
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... Stood in the middle of the highway and started directing traffic
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Tempus Fugitive
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Interrupted Dr. Phibes half way through his favourite recital to give him some tips. "It was abominable behaviour," said Phibes, but the critics loved it.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Got half of Legion World banned for posting rude rumors about him.
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Tempus Fugitive
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Got the other half of Legion World banned for not posting rude rumours about him.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Desperate to fill the void, he created 2,000 alt IDs and began engaging in witty, deep conversation with them.
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Wanderer
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Okay, come on back everybody. Bans lifted.
Having 2,000 alt IDS constantly tracking one is not as ego-gratifying as one would expect.
"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Established himself as a wise and benevolent ruler over all of Legion World
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Tempus Fugitive
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...but deep in Legion World's core installed Dr Phibes organ, picked up cheap after the dr flounced off in the huff after my earlier post. Wise perhaps...benevolent? >cue mad organ playing and maniacal laughter<
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Tempus Fugitive
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… briefly became the UK's top organ specialist, until the patients made strange musical sounds every time they moved.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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... found the "x" at the end of the pirate treasure map
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Tempus Fugitive
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Oh, that's what they meant when they talked about x-rated movies. Treasure maps.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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I think you might have treasure maps confused with treasure trails...
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