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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I kept canceling on the other villains at the last minute. Like, 5 seconds after their superhero battles started...
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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… I Giffened their uniforms with lots of little pockets and they got beaten before they could find their power rocks/ rings/ wands/ musical instruments.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I made everyone pay for their own Wi-Fi. Even evil has standards...
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...i put the lotion on the skin...it made Blok nice and pretty and pink...he got shot. Saaah reee!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... ^^ isn't that a successful villainous act? Unless Blok is a villain in this reality...
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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<<<Well, crap. That was supposed to be in the other thread.>>>>>
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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A lot of the civilians turned out to be more villainous than we were. They didn't even bother with names like Minister Man or Hedge Fund Henry.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Or Populist Pete, or Picnic Patty.
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...they found out I used to be a government purchasing agent, I got a lot of "deals". Some shit even the bad guys won't put up with.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...I like dogs. Have several. But they're chiweenies. Not particularly evil.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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... I kept wanting to have fair fights.
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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…"Tremble at the Terror of the Tiffin Tyrant!" wasn't causing our hero opponents much concern.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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^saying it with a lisp didn't help, either
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...I like lima beans and burritos. Well, be that way why don'tcha.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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I was constantly tutting the other villains about their unhealthy diets. Beer and fried chicken, yeesh. No wonder so many of them are moving away from spandex...
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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With so many supercharacters around these days, my minions' demands for healthcare and annual leave meant I couldn't afford to organise a world takeover.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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I was posting too many pics of me doing nice things. But... but.. those are the ones that get the most likes on Instagram!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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In a rare moment of weakness, I passed by a candy shop and an infant in a stroller was just coming out with his mother. I did NOT steal his lollypop.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Tempus Fugitive
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It turned out that Venus was uninhabitable. My gigs as Grolxx! The Terror of Venus! declined as the others felt a bit embarrassed about their lack of scientific knowledge.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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I was respectful of my dates. Like, you know, a normal human being.
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...Giganti-Gal and I destroyed the secret HQ with our...ummmm...romance.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...my Xmas present to the club was tickets to see the Mister Rogers bio.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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Trap Timer
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...my Xmas present to the club was tickets to see the Mister Rogers bio. I got them tickets to Cats. Apparently that was "too evil, even for them".
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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Everything's a competition with you, EDE.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...
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...my Xmas present to the club was tickets to see the Mister Rogers bio. I got them tickets to Cats. Apparently that was "too evil, even for them". Oh gosh. I still have PTSD from the only time I watched Cats...
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