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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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His personality was certainly overshadowed by Ollie's...
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It was said that Dorothy Parker said this about Katharine Hepburn. “Miss Hepburn ran the whole gamut of emotions—from A to B.”
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Dorothy Parker had a bunch.
Once when a woman told her that she couldn't go to Mrs. Parker's party because she can't bear fools. Dorothy replied "Your mother could."
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She was also a poet.
“Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live.”
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She has a very good point there.
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She forgot "being at ground zero of a gamma bomb." No pain and no one ever comes back fro....never mind...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Monstress’ origins was that she got caught in a gene bomb
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Was that like the one the Dominator's used in Invasion?
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Well, the gene bomb used on Monstress was home-made by a Xanthian factory worker...
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Crumbs. You think you know your work colleagues at least a little and it turns out they're making gene bombs on the side.
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Better watch out for that guy who never does overtime. or always does overtime, depending on what country you work in...
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Maybe he conjours up the device like a gene genie.
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Gene Genie and Gin Genie should team up.
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Make it a three-way with Diaper Genie!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Jeannie might not be so happy though.
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Speaking of Monstress: her powers and appearance were similar to Rampage from the Superman comics. COINCIDENCE!? ...likely, yes : )
"I weighed the odds of this working versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid and, well, I did it anyway,"
- Crow T. Robot
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Gah! Now people are going to say she's a Rampage clone! 
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Cloning. There's a lot of it about.
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It multiplies really quickly.
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In "The Big Snooze" Elmer Fudd wonders where the billions and billions of rabbits are coming from. Bugs replies "I'm multiplying Doc! I'm multiplying!"
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I seem to remember him doing it on an adding machine, too.
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Those old style adding machines allowed you to multiply as well.
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Good heavens, how advanced they are!
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