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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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Always wanted to commit thread-i-cide? Well, this is the place for YOU!!! Welcome to...... Kill This Thread (XVII: the-one-almost-old-enough-to-vote-but-old-enough-to-watch-dirty-movies-edition) The following rules were established by Kent at the start of the first 24-hour version, adapted from the original rules by EDE: The rules: 1. The Basic Idea: Post to this thread, if no one posts after you for 24 hours, you win! 2. Posts that are not direct responses to one of the five preceding posts are ineligible to win. The topic can drift, but no complete non-sequitors. Posts that are responses to non-sequitors are also ineligible to win. Posts that are responses to responses to non-sequitors, and response nses to those posts, etc., become eligible, however. 3. In the event that this thread is locked, there shall be no winner unless a new thread is started for the contest. Furthermore, any post that results in the banning of the poster shall also be ineligible to win. 4. So, more precisely, one wins if one makes a post, and then no one makes another post that's eligible to win for 24 hours. Here's a history of our various felons, along with a few missed opportunities..... I - walkwithcrowds (7-day version) II - none III - none IV - Quislet, Esq V - Rockhopper Lad (the first 24-hour version) VI - Rockhopper Lad VII - cleome VIII - Rockhopper Lad IX - Rockhopper Lad X - none XI - none XII - none XIII - Invisible Brainiac XIV - Invisible Brainiac XV - Invisible Brainiac XVI - Invisible Brainiac XVII - Invisible Brainiac XVIII - cleome XIX - cleome XX - cleome XXI - Jfposey XXII - Invisible Brainiac XXIII - jfposey XIV - Invisible Brainiac XV - PALADIN (eff YEAH!!!) XVI- Quislet, Esq. Now, let's get to some serious thread murder....or you could just not post and leave the deed to me again! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Ah, but you will appreciate it more if there is a fight for it!
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Think so? XV - PALADIN (eff YEAH!!!) 
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Will this be a tickle fight?
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That could give one of us a unfair advantage if one happens to be invulnerable to tickles!
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Gasp! now it’s down to a tickle fight!
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Wouldn't both the tickler and the ticklee be unable to post while the tickling is going on?
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Gosh, that leaves this thread wide open!
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Yeah! All you others need to get in a 24-hour tickle fight...starting right now! 
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Hahahaha... oh... can't stop laughing...
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So Ibby can still post while laughing deliriously......
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I am good At multi-tasking!
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They say that we don't really multitask so much as we do small bits of different tasks one right after the other.
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True. It’s very difficult to actually concentrate on two tasks at the exact same time.
There is also a time delay when we switch from task to task, and this accounts for a lot of the extra time that we need to accomplish things when “multi tasking”
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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So, what you're saying is....it's time for lunch?
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Nobody gets a free lunch.
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I missed breakfast so can we make it a brunch?
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I missed lunch. Can we have linner? (Or is that lupper?  )
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I’m not really sure what supper is. I always just use dinner.
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For me, supper was the main meal of the day, eaten in the evening. Dinner is the main meal of the day, but eaten mid-day and usually on Sunday.
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Oh! So dinner is like lunch?
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No, lunch is usually a lighter meal,- lots of times just cold sandwiches. A dinner is a hot meal - meat & vegetables that you need a knife and fork to eat.
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Oh, that’s interesting. I was raised to have only “snack” as a generic term for a lighter meal like a sandwich. (in the Philippines was say it is “merienda”)
Then breakfast, lunch and dinner for the three main meals of the day
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Supper and dinner were also cooked meals, whereas breakfast and lunch were not cooked meals.
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