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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #943403 01/23/18 05:12 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,064 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,064 379. The Planetary League of Justice already had a Saturn Girl, a Miss Mercury, a Jon Jupiter, a Martian Manhunter, etc. and all that was left was... Uranus Lad. Hard pass. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #943412 01/23/18 09:45 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,161 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,161 Medford, MA 379. I couldn't get my sidekick IB to run around with his bare legs.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #943418 01/23/18 11:13 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? 380. Jfposey wouldn't pay for my leg waxing The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #943450 01/24/18 03:50 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 382. My power phrases "wax on" and "wax off" proved to be problematic with the copyright guys. - Waxman "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #943505 01/25/18 03:10 PM Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 8 Melbourne, Florida, USA K Kait Applicant Kait Applicant K Joined: Jan 2018 Posts: 8 Melbourne, Florida, USA All the others laughed when the "Sidekick Kid" suggested he be taken more seriously.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #943776 02/01/18 12:01 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina 384. I got confused between Tighty Whiteys and Tidal Wideys. Poor Florida. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #944605 02/17/18 05:00 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 385. I should have realised my power to transform myself into a window meant that I would also have a glass jaw. - Pane Lad (now Pained Lad) "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #944642 02/19/18 04:18 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? 386. I kept throwing people through Pane Lad. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #944654 02/19/18 12:54 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 387. I kept getting taken advantage of by the villains. It was if they could see right through me. - Pane Lad "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945480 03/09/18 09:37 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina 388. One of a kind love affair Man here. Look, she didn't LOOK 82. I thought she was in her mid fifties. Broken hips happen. I thought she said Lambada, not lombago. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945491 03/09/18 12:48 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,161 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,161 Medford, MA 389. Was in the greenhouse when I heard the call for help and grabbed what I thought was my Miraclo pill but instead was MiracleGro. Needless to say I grew some very lovely African Violets for the victim when I visit the hospital.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945508 03/09/18 05:41 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 390. My quest for freedom, equality and liberation keeps me mainly chained to the railings of Downing Street. - The Suffragette. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945511 03/09/18 05:43 PM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,064 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,064 391. Tourette's is not a super-power. - Expletive Lad Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945514 03/09/18 05:49 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 392. I'm so rarely in the country now. When they said I was going to be "defender of the realm," I didn't realise it meant renting me out to our "allies" to bomb the crap out of people they didn't like. - Typhoon Lad "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945565 03/10/18 03:22 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? 393. Being able to operate under a hangover is not a real power, apparently The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #945568 03/10/18 03:29 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 394. Even the Subs didn't want a guy who could get appliances to work a whole year after they were out of warranty. - The Kettle Whisperer. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946295 03/25/18 12:50 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina 395. I insisted on wearing my underwear on the inside. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946302 03/25/18 01:04 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 396. League policy insisted that someone always stay behind and watch for incoming alerts. And with my name... - The Monitor. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946636 03/31/18 01:52 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina 397. My powers of "reversal" opperated at the wierdest times. No one likes a flying man to suddenly become super dense and crash through their skylight as they are taking a soak. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946641 03/31/18 04:22 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 398. They seemed happy to admit me for possessing Super Density. Less than happy when they found out it meant I was very bad at arithmetic. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946957 04/06/18 06:04 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina 399. People didn't like my slogan. "Look, up in the sky! It's a Bir...(plop) ...shit!" Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946963 04/06/18 07:18 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,161 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,161 Medford, MA 400. Being able to change beverages with the wave of my hands from say cola to whiskey lead to too many FUIs (Flying Under the Influence).

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946975 04/07/18 01:24 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,300 Wouldn't you like to know? 401. I was so bitingly sarcastic that even my allies broke down in tears. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #946980 04/07/18 06:51 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 402. Sponsorship was considered to be a great thing, even back in the early days of super heroes. So, when Coca Cola wanted me to be Cocaine Kid, it seemed like the future was bright. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #948495 05/01/18 03:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,855 South Carolina 403. Methane Miss was considered to limited in potential. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!