Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION Spaceopoly Kill This Thread XIV

Well it can't kill itself. It needs us.

Does it need us as much as we need it?

So our needs outweigh its own needs as long as we need them to.

Do we need it to not need us?

The thread might be needy, but it is not clingy

It likes to give the silent treatment

We could give it the silent treatment by not positng after this post.

yes, let's ignore this thread.

You know the quiet game NEVER works, right?

Never, ever?

No you're never gonna get it! (Not this time!) Never ever gonna get it! (My lovin'!)

Karaoke night!

I am changing the lyrics on all the love songs to make them same sex love songs

Quis is also changing the album covers to feature same-sex couples

In the 1930s, it was common for singers to do the songs as-is regardless of gender. Billie Holiday had no problem singing "Miss Brown To You" that way, for instance. And it's gorgeous. (According to biographer Robert O'Meally, Holiday loved both men and women, so that works.)

On the other hand, when Anita O'Day sang "Have You Met Miss Jones" in the 1950s, someone felt obligated to change "Miss" to "Sir." I always found that more awkward than just the idea of squeezing in the extra syllable that would be required by using "Mr." Or y'know, just leaving it as girl-meets-girl.

The whole point of "Have You Met Miss Jones" is Oh, hey this new person seemed utterly ordinary but they have this special something I can't define! I'm in love! Doesn't work as well if the "ordinary" guy you've just met is a Knight. Bah!

[goes off to write a fan version of the song called "Have You Met John Jones"]

Wait. How do I know he didn't trick me into liking him using his mind. This is creepy.

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She He use what she he got to get whatever she he don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick stud was a hit because her his body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she he ever wore was ever common
Her His dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her him to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she he says was next on her his list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she he couldn't get next to

Nothin' like some bejeweled chick stud earrings to brighten up a dull day of business meetings or household errands.

https://www.etsy.com/market/chick_studs

It's way too hot out for the black leather dress. I want to live!

from Savage Garden's Animal Song:

'Cause I want to live like animals
Careless and free like animals
I want to live
I want to run through the jungle
The wind in my hair and the sand at my feet

There's a sandy corner in the backyard that the neighbor cats have designated their outdoor litter box. I've started covering that space with found pavers and rocks. They'll probably find some other corner to use, though.

A cat would poop in our hallway when I was young. I know the cat was eventually trapped and shipped off to who knows where.

Awww... poor kitty. I'm a big softy and could never call "the man" on these visitors. I am borrowing a trick recommended on GardenWeb, though. I've taken some wooden skewers and "planted" them pointy side-up in spots the cats like to use. We'll see if that helps.

I hope it does. I was 5 when the kitty was taken away... I heard it was let loose somewhere far away.

My parents never used the "Spot is on a farm upstate" line on me.

I was old enough when my first pet died, that it wasn't an issue.

I felt bad that I didn't treat him well enough while he was still alive.