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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929830 05/27/17 06:51 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 298. I couldn't stick to the fitness regimen. Nobody wants to see a guy in ONLY decent shape in full spandex... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929833 05/27/17 08:17 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 299. Bought out by a bigger franchise. - Xylophone Man. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929867 05/27/17 02:08 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 300. I didn't have anything special to contribute to the 300th post. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929872 05/27/17 02:57 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 301. ... I joined in the big 300th Anniversary issue, but there was the usual reader slump after it, leading to my removal form the team in an attempt to gain sales. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929911 05/28/17 02:18 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 302. The OTHER company claimed I was a rip-off of one of their most famous heroes. Well, I never! I am Mark Dent, the Incredible-Man! Also known as Lak-Le from the planet Xenon! I am nothing if not original! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929924 05/28/17 07:43 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,157 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,157 Medford, MA 303. I was out on a date with Infectous Lass the other night, might have to change my name to Diarrhetic Lad. Excuse but I need to run...where's the bathroom in this place!!!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #929993 05/29/17 04:55 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 304. I cannot intervene. I may only...watch. Mainly from my prison cell after convictions for leching and stalking... "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930001 05/29/17 05:33 AM Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,064 S Set Long live the Legion! Set Long live the Legion! S Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 9,064 305. The Comics Code Authority forbids the portrayal of supernatural creatures such as myself, and you can't superhero these days without a comic line to leverage your merchandising. It's all about brand management, donchaknow? Did you think it was a coincidence that the Legion was kickstarted by a man named Brande? Last edited by Set; 05/29/17 05:35 AM. Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930010 05/29/17 09:47 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 306. Puns went out with TV's Robin. - The Flying Pun "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930052 05/29/17 12:48 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 307. I voted Lex

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930055 05/29/17 12:52 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 308. I'm not nice to my mother. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930062 05/29/17 01:23 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR 309. Ring around the collar. (I hope I didn't already do that one.) 310. Long-term memory problems. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930076 05/29/17 02:18 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 311. I kept copying the other heroes' moves The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930111 05/29/17 05:57 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 312. I demanded adventures with ingenuity, plot and characterisation. The big two dropped me like a stone. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930132 05/29/17 10:06 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 313. I demanded that Ryan Reynolds play me. Except I am nothing like Deadpool... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930158 05/30/17 08:26 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,854 South Carolina rickshaw1 Time Trapper rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,854 South Carolina 314. I refuse to reign in the beast. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930168 05/30/17 09:12 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 315. My ability to create cost free energy has resulted in me being hunted by all the government backed super heroes. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930180 05/30/17 11:08 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 316. I fell in love with a super villain

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930206 05/30/17 12:03 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 317. I transmuted too much gold and ruined the world economy. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930214 05/30/17 12:19 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 318. The cat was on my lap, and that takes precedence over some nation's emergency. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930229 05/30/17 01:51 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 319. I didn't clear my Internet browser history properly before showing reporters my phone... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930238 05/30/17 03:14 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 320. That pesky Lois revealed my identity and that's when I was grounded under the weight of the lawsuits. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930264 05/30/17 10:19 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 321. I hated playing with kids, kissing babies, petting dogs... and all my fan pictures had me scowling The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930268 05/31/17 12:54 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,851 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 322. I was all of two feet away when Jimmy turned on his signal watch, ruining my sense of balance forever as my ears and brain turned to mush. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #930281 05/31/17 02:51 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,276 Wouldn't you like to know? 323. I was an even bigger lech than Roy Harper... I tried sleeping with all the heroes and villains of all sexes and genders... not Roy himself though. That was the kicker. He felt left out. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!