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Canooks!

Well, I guess just for today that's acceptable.

We tried a social experiment on our class' group. Canada Day somehow involved into our Canadian classmate's birthday, then into our other European classmate's birthday, then into an Indian gaining Canadian citizenship...

For today only.... Legion Flight

Fatal Distraction Lass - Heather Hudson can divert the attention of anyone resulting in a near ('cos it's Legion) fatal accident. Since the writers always pair her off with people in the team...
Kid Sasquatch - Mary Sue Langowski is an all round smarty boots, but can't get a date after attacking her boyfriend when possessed by the great beast (ooh er)
Purple Lass - Persuades the others to change their names - Brainy becomes Green Genes, Cham becomes Orange Lad (before travelling back in time to impersonate Trump) and Shady becomes Should Have been Black but Blue Lass.
Evolvo Lad - Whitman Knapp can summon his past and future selves. but they're all from different Legion reboots and spend all their time arguing!
Fast Lass - At least two of her poorly defined personalities latch onto Chuck Taine. That's not going to please quite a few of the Luornus. Read Duplicate Date Disaster!
Fast Lad - Wildfire, Sun Boy, Dragonwing, Brainiac and Chemical Kid all complain to leader Harmonia Li about what an arrogant *!&$ their new member is and could he be replaced by Command Kid?
Textbook Teen - With powers taken straight out of an encyclopaedia, will Narya ever rise above being a collection of stereotypes based around her country's legends? And will Cham stop fancying her in her bird form?

Watch as the Flight rejects now called Delta Air Lines Flight fight to get their places too!

Wild Child vs Timberwolf to see who is almost the best there is at whatever it is that they do!
Ghost Girl vs Phantom Lass to see who can cling onto Jo's arm the most!
Box versus the Supergirl robot Brainy keeps stashed in his lab (perv)

Fortunately they've all got guaranteed healthcare.

It's some sort of funeral care they need with the number of times they're bumped off.

What insurance company would take on customers that constantly die, get policy pay outs and then come back from the dead?

That's where I come in. My name's Brandon. Bert Brandon. Here at Interplanetary Insurance Inc we visit those alien races who you were supposedly rebuilt by. Possessed by the Great Beasts? Well, we've offices in all the major fictional worlds. It's standard that all posessing creatures take out our comprehensive Travel and Conquor insurance. So, we can make sure that both ends tie up.

Interplanetary Insurance. Going that extra light year to keep our rates fair for all our customers.



Pam? Could you call Mr Armorr. His Giffen insurance is about to expire.

There's a kid in South Park called Kenny whom you should talk to...

Why? Did someone kill Kenny? The bar stewards!

The bar stewards can resurrect Kenny?

They are known to provide every service.

I still kinda' miss our old bar-grill on Alberta Street that had the South Park pinball machine in the back. Even thought it closed about 12-13 years ago.

There was a snooker club a few minutes from where I used to live. I had a membership, but used it for the pool table and dart board in the back room. Always available to use. Like the bar-grill, it closed a dozen years or so back.

Seven Quislet, Esquires!

I wonder if they're all in the same type of law.

What if four are on the defence team and four on the prosecution?!

Where'd the extra one come from, though?

Wait, now there's 15 Quislets. Wonder if I have any chocolate-lemon cake in the house?

Once you let one of them pilot their little ship into your dimension, there's no end to their numbers or mischief!

14 HWW's!!
(And a will to be merry.)

(Thank you, Bob Welch.)

We seem to have the makings of a 12+ Days of Christmas song.

14 HWWs would make an interesting gift.

If they're coming to stay over here, they'd better reserve their hotel rooms now to avoid paying those over-inflated holiday season rates.

Also, I don't think they'll all fit in our car for trips to Mount Hood, Multnomah Falls, the Spirit Winds Casino, and wine country. I'd suggest maybe chartering a bus.

I thought that, like Multiplex, each replication reduced the size of the clone making it easy to fit them into storage for journeys.

Yeah, but when you're packed into the underside boot-thing (or whatever it's called) in the charter bus, you miss all the beautiful scenery on the trip.

Hey, look! FOUR Brain-Fall-Out Boys!

Four Brain-Fall-Out boys... and four hundred zombies chasing them!

Now Ibby, you know that we prefer to call them "Marvel readers" and not, you know,... the "z" word...