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Music Maiden will counterattack by turning you into Ultra-Viola Boy!

Great! Now I get to master sound, as well as light!

I hope you have a skintight silver jumpsuit, just like The Disco Dazzler!

So much cooler than Invisible Pogoer.

Bouncing on long sticks isn't very appealing, is it?

Uh....

[backs away quietly from this topic. I'm lettin' Pov and Lardy do the follow-up here]

When I first logged in, I sighed with relief because there were only three of me, but now it's back up to eight again.

And of course the others are all lounging in the sun with the cat or hanging around here. Not one of the other seven will lift a finger to help with the chores!

We keep Emma Frost in fresh-baked scones and present her the occasional bondage-themed tea cozy... she's mellow as mellow can be.

Just insist that you're the clone that gets pampered, and that you're not the chore clone. How will they be able to tell?

There are six of me!

The horrors!

CLONES! They're SO lazy

Their work ethic was oversold to a credulous public by unscrupulous scientists and their shills on public radio:

These guys are stealing my "every clone is a different color" shtick!!!

As an aside, there are fourteen of me on the boards right now...

Good. Now that you out-number me, maybe I won't be considered LMB's premier menace anymore.

Sigh. I have made myself a target.

My guilt is overwhelming. First there were five Kents, but when I logged in TEN (!!!) of me showed up and ran off four of the Kents.

I should be stopped.

you get a cleome! and YOU get a cleome! Everyone gets a cleome!

Like Ozymandias' pet, we cost rather a lot to feed, I'm afraid.

don't worry. We bill it all to Ibby's account.

"It's all on account of Ibby."

You can add "and so I dedicate this award..." or "officer" as appropriate.

I'd like to thank the Academy, Ibby, my agent, and all the little people who made this award for my documentary on Imskian Independence possible.

OMG Three Daves!

Wow! No wonder Cleome's excited. The Three Daves were *huge* on the '50s nightclub scene.

Fun little-known fact: The Three Daves disbanded in 1964 and claim to have never spoken to each other again, all in order to get out of their oppressive recording contract with Columbia Records, but have secretly toured and recorded under aliases ever since, under pseudonyms like Herman's Hermits, Devo, A-Ha, Hanson, and Tony Orlando and Dawn.

I'm forever prowling the record stores, hoping to find their ultra-rare 45 of "Three Days."

Rumour has it that Dave from Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich was actually lined up to replace one of the three Daves. But having witnessed the scene of Eddie Cochrane's fatal accident, he took it as a sign not to join them full time.. Some say he had already been one of the Three Dave's at a few unplanned trial gigs, but it has always been denied.