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273. Is it wrong to just want some Me time?
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274. I insisted on calling him "Streaky the Super-pussy cat". Some folks didn't like it.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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275. I tried, but when Rota Rooter Man said he wanted to rule the world, I just got fed up and said "Okay! Fine! First, you need to solve the problem of war between Tenktous 8 and Farfrumpoopen 3. Then there's the Galaxy council trade conference. At 48.28994.11 you have the delegates from Glaxion Prime...." It went on like that for about four and a half hours. The poor guy just broke down and cried. He's in a straight jacket now, drooling in a corner. They said I was just too nasty to be a hero.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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276. It's important not to just stop the villains but understand them. That's why I came up with "be a vilain for the day." It's not my fault some of them switched sides and Supes incinerated Metropolis.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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277. Was in fact the one who got Supes to destroy the city because frankly my landlord was a dink for raising the rent 3 times in 1 year.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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278. I got caught being behind city destroying real estate scams. - Maxwell (Land)lord
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279. I spent too much time listening to idiots.
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280. My costume went transparent in the rain.
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281. I have trying out Rompers and capes so much I missed all the trouble alerts.
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282. I took candy from a baby
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283. I took a baby from Krypton - Rocket Lad
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284. Well the funniest thing happens when you smash a non-superpowered villain in the face with a brick at 180 mph ... but apparently it can get you tossed out of the superheroes club
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285. Torchy wanted to be my sidekick so much. How could I have known that the treated gasoline wouldn't give everyone super powers?
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286. My super gonorrhea is apparently not media-friendly
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287. I lost my wager with Galactus.
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288. My series was part of the DC Implosion in the 1970s
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289. My story got lost in the Marvel Glut.
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290. I didn't allow them to make lifelike action figures of me.
The request was pretty suspicious, you know... I didn't understand why I had to let them make molds of the parts between my legs...
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291. I wasn't able to get the molds for the action figure line. The guy kept questioning the process. Body Accuracy Man will not compromise.
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Long live the Legion!
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292. Someone (not me!!) washed my red cape with my white tights, and now everything is pink.
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293. I'm trapped in my super-hideout. There's a spider by the door...
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294. I go to the bathroom, have sex, and fartbelchscratchsniffgruntsnort. Hero's don't do that sort of thing.
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295. I'm all for saving people, but they could at least try to save themselves sometimes y'know?
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296. I didn't try to hide my identity on Grindr. You would not believe how many opportunistic assholes there are...
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297. I cursed during my interview for the team.
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