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Tempus Fugitive
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... I said that Luthor should stop wigging out over Superman which was a poor choice of words.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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... I didn't believe Solomon Grundy was born on a Monday. I asked for a birth certificate...
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Tempus Fugitive
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Let the other guys be Dark Circle clones. I want to dance and sing!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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... apparently I can only inspire great fear in small, tiny insects. #YellowLanternFail
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Tempus Fugitive
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... my new Subjective Morality Switch Ray worked. Turning my villainous friends into paragons of virtue who promptly arrested me.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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... they found my My Little Pony collection
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Tempus Fugitive
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... my zombie army turned out to be cabbage patch kids.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Time Trapper
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...my codename ..."Super Massive Black Hole" was considered...controversial. Hey, before it was just "Black Hole".
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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... I impersonated Mr Nobody. An Impressionist in Dada.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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... apparently even super villains dislike a mime
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Wanderer
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...found out I was volunteering at both the local animal shelter and elderly nursing home by bringing therapy animals to the residents on my days off.
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Unseen, not unheard
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... kept apologizing for doing nasty things
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Tempus Fugitive
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... got caught wearing water wings - Ocean Master
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Unseen, not unheard
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... I petted the little puppy... but he was soooo cute...
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Time Trapper
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...Look, you tell a super villain to NOT push the self destruct button that says "Planet Killer", I'm a BAD GUY, of course I'm gonna do it. So whut if the Super Villain Clatch of Space blew up?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I'm not sure why they wanted me to join - Solo, the hermitic merc.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Time Trapper
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The thought my french spelling of my Supervillian name was still bad.... Cou Rouge!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Wanderer
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Went to bank to a deposit instead of robbing it like I was told to.
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Being from the Ambush Bug Revenge Squad really limited my villain career options.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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Eventually the other super-villains realized that the reason the super-heroes kept showing up to foil our schemes was that I'd been sending them clues the whole time... - the Riddler
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Unseen, not unheard
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I called them all sissies for using the word "clatch"
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Oh. they've only themselves to blame - The Betrayer
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Time Trapper
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I wore a red version of Cosmic Boy's classic black only costume. They said it was not revealing enough.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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I couldn't remember if my version was supposed to be evil or not. - Terra
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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My Projecting Narcolepsy power was effective, but not dynamic enough on videos or the six o'clock news.  Everything's all about appearances these days.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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