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248. Look, I had to ask the damsel to swipe her card somewhere. These tight costumes don't come with pockets you know.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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249. ...I refused to sleep with Howard The Duck. Hey, I don't dig feathers okay?
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250. My credit score was lower than expected
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251. Dressing like the Portlandia statnue isn't practical on windy days. Wardrobe fail, don'cha' know. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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252. They started a prayer circle and that just freaked me out
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253. There was a casting couch for team auditions. Yuck!
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254. My role model was Maxwell Lord
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255. As a grim pulp anti hero, I quit when my agent suggested a Disney crossover. That was then...
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256. I refused to have a talking animal sidekick.
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257. I was reported to the FBI while looking for a teen sidekick
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258. I haven't been able to find an arch-enemy
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259. I was kicked out of the League when it was discovered that my supporting cast were cardboard cut outs.
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260. I kept talking about my weakness to reporters
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261. I really don't like being hit
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262. I didn't really like hitting other people, even the bad guys
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263. Having villain therapy sessions was considered not to be Actioney enough for Action Comics.
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264. After fighting Bacteria Betty, my union suit deteriorated while flying over the city. 48 solved cases, and the police call me a perv for mooning the city.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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265. Oh, NO killing. Sorry, missed that part.
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266. Not even other heroes could stand me - Mime Lad
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267. I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.... that guy just wanted to shake my hand so badly... How was I to know that... that...
*sob*
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268. Flicking snot at super speed is a *great* power. But would they listen?
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270. I couldn't remember people's code names
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271. Missed the big crossover event due to incapacitating ingrown toenail surgery.
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272. Apparently, I'm too diverse to succeed in a comic
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