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222. I was banned from the Hall of Justice because I listened to Plastic Man showed up to the meeting in Black Canary's fish nets.
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224. They found out Posey wasn't really my twin who just looked younger than me because he'd spent two decades in space as a sentient cloud.
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225. Geoff Johns wrote me to be a legacy character of a hero that was still popular
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Tempus Fugitive
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226. As the heroes faced off against the Anti Monitor at the dawn of time, I decided to make a few tweaks there myself...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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227. I mindwiped a sentient being into becoming the training room for my mutants.
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228. I killed one of their associates, blinded another and chucked a third into the time stream before imprisoning and torturing the others. Oh wait...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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229. I only fell in love with a man who killed one of my associates, blinded another, chucked a third in the timestream, forced a half dozen into hiding and imprisoned the rest, plus subjugated the entire Earth.
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230. Murdered someone although it was hushed up in a retcon, created an indestructible creature, created another one that rampaged through Metropolis, and was retconned into helping in the creation of yet another man's powers that would end up killing millions across the galaxy. Oh wait...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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231. I invited Black Bolt to Karaoke Night.
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232. I just can't seem to get the knots out of my prehensile hair.
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233. Amanda Waller had other ideas
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234. Pet Rocks don't count as Super Pets.
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235. I was out protesting for #PetRocks as Super Pets
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236. Funyunsâ„¢ Breath.
Last edited by cleome52; 05/17/19 09:33 AM.
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237. Noone believed that travelling at the speed of Lint was really a power.
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238. My battle cry, "To me, my sex men!", was deemed inappropriate by the Comics Code Authority
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239. I could still be the heroine, but there would be no public profile unless I had a boob job, and wore a revealing costume and heels.
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240. Because all my money was tied up in Acme Co., and then Wile E. Coyote went and caught that damn roadrunner.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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241. I couldn't find the right hashtag
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242. I couldn't find a new fad to base my character around that wasn't already a company brand.
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243. I was stuck in the new 52 and didn't Rebirth
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244. My abs won't pop out enough. They're only a four-pack, in fact...
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245. Flight-ring around the collar, instead of just a flight ring. (Wait have we already done that one?)
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246. Jet pack malfunction.
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247. I don't see what's so wrong about charging for services rendered
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