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I got as far as Dogma. I think I was supposed to be a lot more impressed than I was.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Karma
Karma who?
Karma go beep beep and run over your dogma.

Why would Karma do that? won't Wolfsbane be mad?

Nothing some dog food and a tourist's guide to Scotland won't cure.

Anyone remember that scene in the old New Mutants where Sam suddenly didn't recognize Rahne because she had lipstick on? Yeah, even though she was the only short-haired red-headed female in the whole town. I am annoyed at that moment of sitcom-bad writing to this day.

*shakes head* Oh, Sam. So oblivious

I never believed it. There's *oblivious* and then there's "Too inept to tie one's own shoes or figure out which end of the cereal box to open at breakfast."

And nobody that stupid has any business being a super hero.

On a related note, I'm pretty sure even if I went out without my glasses, everyone would still know it's me. This would especially apply if I ran into my long-time pal the hard-boiled professional reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

Reporters, I would expect, have a pretty canny intuition.

Although Sam is the guy who rams things with his head at very high speeds. So...

Yeah, but you'd think that evolution would compensate for that somehow.

Unless his mutation is one of those imperfect ones

Maybe Sunspot temporarily blinded him?

It did. He's got a really thick head.




Maybe Ms Moonstar had been projecting an illusion to make Rahne feel better about fitting in, but that illusion had meant that no one recognised her when it was removed?

I guess Sam's thick head helps him out sometimes...

As of his last post, thoth lad is officially overqualified to be an editor at DC or Marvel.

(Yeah, I mean, let's talk about people who've made being thick-headed into an art form. A bad, bad, overpriced art form.)

What is art? Do you know it when you see it?

Thank you. Thank you all. That last join the dots puzzle was a tough one, but I persevered, and I gratefully accept the editorial post.




There's still the green shoots of art out there. It's just that a nothing has grown in a couple of the big flower beds for a while. On the plus side, there's plenty of manure on them, and hopefully that will make the ground more fertile in the future.



I'll know it when I finger paint it, and sell it for millions

Making characters stupid IS an easy way to introduce conflict and drama into a story.

I never seem to have to introduce it purposely in real life. It just shows up on its own, like magic!

I used to worry all the time about accidentally offending people. Now I realize, it's going to happen anyway, so just apologize and move on.

I do try not to offend, but it does leave some awkward pauses when I try to come up with something else to say.

As Wang Chung said..."being yourself is the main thing."

Frankie says Relax

I still don't much care for most Eighties pop, but I did spend $3 on a Klymaxx LP the other day so I could torment mr_cleome with "I'd Still Say Yes" during the hockey playoffs.