Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board They kicked me out of the "Super-Villain Clatch of Space" because...

...my big master plan to take over Gerber 7 involved stealing all the 3oz. bottles from the baby supply stores.

....when I tired to enslave the people of Freedom 12. They defeated me by ignoring me. That hurts! I had a brilliant plan too. I was going to take over their communications and play the same song over and over until they acquiesced and surrendered to my evil plans. The song was...



They actually made that song their anthem! Horrible creatures.

I forgot to bring the coffee cake when it was my turn.

I asked Superman for an autograph

They found out that Batman is my third cousin twice removed.

When I went to change into my costume in the locker room I forgot that I had my Aquaman Underoos on.

I didn't know what a clatch was.

I kept taking funny pictures of the other villains

My meme of Lex Luther went viral as a fussy baby needing his diaper changed.

I killed everyone that posted video's of cats playing an being cute. And while that might be considered evil by some folks, far tooo many others thought it a public service.

I told the leader my favorite Transformer is Starscream.

...I couldn't afford a hollowed out volcano, so I bought an old school bus and parked it down by the swamp.

... beaten again by my arch enemies... sugar and spike.

...I bragged about still hanging out on MySpace.

... my clatch could just buy sleek, mass produced, death rays online from China, rather than put up with my cobbled-together-from-household-utensils death rays.

... I recycle

... they found out I was a politician and even super villains have standards.

...Lex finally started to grow his hair back, but I can't stand that ahole and snuck some nair into his shampoo. The hissy fit he threw pissed everyone off.

...I set up Lex on a blind date with Egghead.

It went so swimmingly they retired from the villain biz and started a BB&B* together.

(*Bald Bed & Breakfast)

... accidentally mentioned Dr Doom's crush on Ferro Lad at a clatch meeting of space.

... I was stuck trying to get this death trap right

...I called a locksmith to help break into the vault.

...I kyped Mrs. rickshaw1's secret PB&J cookie recipe and emailed it to everyone.

... my outfit didn't match the team's color scheme

... they said that they posted the raid details on their secret forum, but all I could see was an error message.