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Ain't nobody got the time to listen to that boy whine. 
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Green is the color of cow and horse poop. 
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ICYMI on the Kill This Thread thread, a tribute to bidets........ She had a haaand held bidet
The kind you find in a home improvement store
She had a haaand held bidet
If you squirt your ass, it is clean once more
She had a haaand held bidet
I think I loooooove her!Can you spot the source song?
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 Thanks, Lardy. I was hoping you'd share that song parody in this thread, but I was shy about asking.
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So.....what do y'all think about long, solid dookies being referred to as "butt sausages"? 
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Gen X > Space X
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Not buttwursts?
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I'll just show myself out.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Johnny "Rotten" Lydon calls them "truncheons."
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To the tune of Greg Kihn's "The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em)":
Didn't know if I'd ever take another shit
Caca-caca-caca-caca
Felt my stomach rumble, and I said, "THIS IS IT!"
Caca-caca-caca-caca
They don't crap 'em that way anymore!
They don't crap 'em that way anymore!
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Wow, I have been remiss. My last song parody was almost a year ago. Well, I've got a new one and it's a doo doo doozy.
To the tune of the Four Seasons "Working My Way Back to You"
I keep pooping my way back to you, babe
With a burning ass on fire
I'm pooping my way back to you, babe
And those skid marks ain't from tires
I defecate awaaaaaaay...
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Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Too much hot sauce'll do that... especially if you haven't had any in a long time. Tsk! LOL Now I'm imagining Fire Lad singing like Frankie Valli.
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To the tune of Dream Academy's "Life in a Northern Town,"
I cried out with an expletive
Because I only had one laxative
It would never be enough to get me...pooping...
Ah, heya, caca caca
Middle of the night, oh
Ah, heya, caca caca
Middle of the night, oh
Ah, heya, caca caca, hey, ah...
Wish I could move my bowels
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Master of Pooping
Sad But Poo
Enter Shitman
Until I Shit
Nothing Else Splatters
Wherever I May Crap
Creeping Stench
For Whom the Smell Told
Dung
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Are you pooping, are you pooping, Brother John, Brother John?
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"Toilet bowl is ringing, toilet bowl is ringing, plop plop plop, plop plop plop."
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Sounds like a healthy plop, at least!
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I had soup for dinner and spent the rest of the night on the can.
Makes sense, it was Shit aki mushroom soup.
Okay, I gotta runs.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Dang that S* mushrooms
my husband fell to raw fish last time. he was sick for nearly a week
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"Hey, Rocky, watch me go to the bathroom in my hat!"
"AGAIN?"
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I hope this was not directed towards our dear Legion Worlder, Rockhopper Lad!
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No, no, it was a reference to a recurring comedy routine on the old Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoon:
"Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!"
"AGAIN?"
I would *never* disrespect Rockhopper Lad!
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oh of course not! I was just making a silly joke 
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Okay, thanks for clarifying. I feel better now.
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of course, and I apologize for making you feel a bit bad! I'll remember to be clearer about indicating that i'm only joking  Annfie!
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"I hate myself for loving poo
Can't get nearly enough doo-doo
I get so happy when the runs possess you
That's why I hate myself for loving POO"
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