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PAGE 2
Panel 1
*Brenda towelling off*
caption: Last night's battle with Pustule, Hen-Pecker and Vermin has my nerves so shot I'm thinking in plot synopses!
Panel 2
*Brenda towel-drying hair*
caption: And I sure was lucky to have foundan ally like the Savage She-He... even though there's something really familiar about him. Or her.
Panel 3
*Brenda wrapped in towel, blow-drying hair*
caption: But there's little time to worry about it now... I've got to get to work!
Panel 4
caption: Meanwhile, in deep space... a colossal meteor barrels on an unerring path toward Earth!
Panel 5
*meteor approaching earth*
caption: As the earthlings go on about their humdrum lives, they are blissfully unaware of the celestial doom that approaches their planet at breakneck speed!
Panel 6
caption: And speaking of humdrum lives, let's check in at the Memphis Department of Sanitation office...
*scene shows a rather dowdy woman sitting at a desk, with a name-plate that reads JOSIE PICKLES, Secretary
Josie: *Sigh*
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PAGE 3
Panel 1
Gregory *from his office*: JOSIE!! Stop that annoying sighing and fetch me some coffee!
Josie: *sigh* Yes, boss.
Panel 2
*Josie approaches coffee maker*
caption: How did it come to this?
Panel 3
*pouring coffee*
caption: You weren't always fat, plain and boring. There once was a time boys liked you...
Panel 4
*Adding sugar to coffee*
caption: Yet somehow you allowed yourself to come to this. Put-upon secretary for a former garbageman.
Panel 5
*appraoching Gregory's Office, Door reads GREGORY PEGUES, Department of Sanitation*
caption: And you can't even bring yourself to pee in his coffee for not realizing how much you...
Panel 6
*entering office*
Gregory: It's ABOUT freaking TIME. Now quit dydreaming and get back to work. I want those budget reports typed by lunch!
Josie: Yes, Mr. Pegues.
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PAGE 4
Panel 1
*Brenda punching in, looking a little frazzled*
Panel 2
random garbageman: Check it, Brenda-- you was almost LATE!
Brenda: I know... only 1 minute early today...
Panel 3
*Brenda enters breakroom; lots of co-workers sitting about*
caption: Hmm. No Bobo. Where could he...?
Panel 4
*commotion outside*
off-panel voice: Outta my WAY, big man COMING THROUGH!
Brenda caption: Bobo!
Panel 5
*Brenda pokes head out of breakroom*
Brenda: Bobo! I was was getting worried about you...!
Bobo: Dang, girl, I'm only 5 minutes late... *owwwWWW!*
Panel 6
Brenda: WHat IS it...?
Bobo: My EVERYthing. It's KILLIN' me. I, uhhh... was getting a little bit TOO acrobatic in my show last night... damn, my FEET...!
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PAGE 5
Panel 1
Brenda: Well, you better get it together. You know what rounds we have to make today!
Bobo: Yeah, I know... Central Gardens. Stuck-up punks!
Panel 2
Brenda: Bobo!!
Bobo: Well, they is stuck up! You know they is, Brenda.
Brenda: Well... yeah. But at least that community does the best job at recycling.
Panel 3
Bobo: That's 'cause all those no-working housewives don't have nothing better to do.
Brenda: You're impossible.
Bobo: I'm right, too.
Brenda: I won't deny that.
Panel 4
*shot of meteor approaching earth*
caption: Meanwhile, as Brenda and Bobo pointlessly chatter, they remain unaware that things are about to get wacky...
Panel 5
*meteor enters earth's atmosphere, begins to burn up*
caption: Fortunately, much of the strange space-meteor's mass begins to burn away as it enters earth's atmosphere!
Panel 6
*shot of meteor, much much smaller now, approaching Dept of Sanitation*
caption: So much, that it's arrival on earth will go completely unnoticed...
Panel 7
*shot of tiny meteor crashing through Josie's office window, smacking her in the face*
caption: By all but one...
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Weird! Wild! I'm lovin' it! (Edited to add: I hope this isn't an insult - some would find it so, but take it in the spirit given - but your writing really reminds me of Giffen's stuff, from what I've read of it... That blend of understated humour and slapstick is great. I saw all the art in this as drawn by someone shameless like that guy that draws Danger Girl. Campbell?)
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Wayne... as a HUGE fan of Giffen, you have made my DAY. Wow, I could kiss you! And J. Scott Campbell is welcome to draw Trash Lass anytime he wants! I encourage readers to envision these scripts in the art style of their choice!
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Ok, I just finished reading this last night. It's fantastic, I have to admit, I was feeling icky after reading Pustule's powers, but that's because I just hate pus...ghahh...but the story is great and I love the Savage She-He. Great stuff, Lash!
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Thanks, Viv! I kinda think the Savage She-He is pretty groovy too!
I'm going to see what I can do about getting the rest of issue # 2 knocked out ASAP.
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PAGE 6
Panel 1
*Josie Pickles is now bathed in eerie glow*
Josie: OOOoowwwWWWch!
Panel 2
Josie: What the HELL was THAT?
Panel 3
Josie: And why do I feel so... odd?
Panel 4
Gregory, off-panel: JOSIE!!!!!!!
Panel 5
Josie thought-caption: Crap!
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PAGE 7
Panel 1
*Gregory bursting into Josie's office*
Gregory: What the hell is going on here! My window! It's broken! What have you done, you fat, stupid...
Panel 2
Josie: *sobbing* P... please, Mr. Pegues...
Panel 3
*scene depicts Gregory bathed in weird glow, eyes glassed over*
Panel 4
Gregory: *getting on knees* I... adore you... Miss Pickles... you are so...
Panel 5
caption: ...beautiful...
*scene depicts face-shot of Josie; her hair and clothes are dishevelled, her makeup is running and her face is bleeding from being hit by the meteor*
Josie: What?
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PAGE 8
Panel 1
Gregory: Will... you... marry me?
Josie: Mr. Pegues! How I've longed to hear you--
Panel 2
Catfish: *entering office* Yo, Mr. Pegues, I--- what the crap--?
Panel 3
*depicts Catfish bathed in glow, glassy-eyed*
Panel 4
Catfish: Miss Pickles... I love you!
Panel 5
Josie: Something else else seems very not right here.
Panel 6
Gregory: If lovin' you is wrong...
Catfish: I don't wanna be right!
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PAGE 9
Panel 1
caption: Meanwhile, back in the breakroom...
Brenda: Well, I guess we'd better get to it then.
Bobo: Waitaminnit.... somethin' ain't right... I feel... I feel...
Panel 2
Brenda: Bobo...? *concerned, touching his arm*
Panel 3
*Bobo pushes Brenda aside*
Panel 4
Brenda: BObo..! What are you---!
Panel 5
*depicts Brenda noticing Bobo and other co-workers, entranced, filing out of breakroom*
Panel 6
Brenda: Okay, something is WAY not right here.
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PAGE 10
Panel 1
*Brenda waving her hand in front of random garbageman*
Brenda: HelLO!!
Panel 2
*random garbageman pushes her aside*
Random garbageman: You must... not... stand in the way... of my love!
Panel 3
Brenda: And if I do...?
Panel 4
other garbagemen: *turning to her, looking menacing* You will be... moved!
panel 5
Brenda: HooooKAY then. Fine, not blocking you, then. Wouldn't want to mess with love. Go on ahead.
Panel 6
Brenda caption: Good thing I keep extra gear in my locker here!
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PAGE 11
Panel 1
caption: Elsewhere...
Shadowy figure: Bring those nincompoops in here at once!
man: Yessir!
Panel 2
*Pustule, Vermin and Hen-Pecker enter*
Hen-Pecker: BCAW!
Panel 3
Shadowy figure: I trust you three have no desire to return to jail anytime soon?
Pustule: No-sir! You can't realize how horrible jail is for someone who looks like me! Another night there and who knows who would have tried to make me their bee-yotch...!
panel 4
Shadowy figure: SILENCE, dolt!
Hen-Pecker: He's impudent, boss! Should I peck?
Panel 5
Shadowy figure: *sigh* I cannot believe you three are the most formidable omegas in Memphis...!
Panel 6
Pustule: To be fair Boss, Hen-Pecker isn't even an omega... she's just a retard in a chicken suit.
Panel 7
Hen-Pecker: *pecks Pustule's neck with faux beak* BCAW!!
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PAGE 12
Panel 1
Pustule: OWWWW! Keep away, you...!
Panel 2
Hen-Pecker: IMPUDENCE! Will PECK! BCAW
Panel 3
Shadowy figure: *sigh* Hen-Pecker! Pustule will be punished for his impudence later. For now, you must remember he is your boss...
Panel 4
Pustule: That's RIGHT!
Panel 5
Shadowy figure: For just one more night, unless he brings me the head of this Trash Lass!
Panel 6
Vermin: heh.
Pustule: gulp!
Hen-Pecker: BCAW!!
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PAGE 13
Panel 1
caption: meanwhile, back with the recently-mutated by space-meteorite radiation receptionist named Josie Pickles...
*scene depicts Dept of Sanitation employees (all male) fawning over Josie*
Panel 2
Josie thoughts: Well, a girl could certainly learn to like this...
Panel 3
Josie thoughts: ...though it seems strange that none of these guys ever cared anything about me before...
random male: *presents her with flowers* For you... Miss Pickles...
Panel 4
Josie thoughts: ...until, of course, that weird rock thingie crashed through the window and hit me. Hmmm... could these events be related? And...
Panel 5
Josie: ...do I really care?
Mr. Pegues: *giving her money* You are so lovely... a siren... a big siren...
Panel 6
Josie: "Big Siren"? I like it!
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PAGE 14
Panel 1
*smallish panel at top left of page*
Josie: Bow before your Big Siren-- peons! *titter*
off-panel voice: The only bowing I'll be doing--
Panel 2 *rest of page splash panel*
Trash Lass: *standing all heroic-ey looking* --is to pick up the trash!
Josie/Big Siren: Who the--!
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PAGE 15
Panel 1
Trash Lass: I'm Trash Lass-- and I'm here to make sure things stay clean!
Panel 2
Big Siren: The way you're dressed, it looks like you're more into dirt... WHORE!
Panel 3
Trash Lass: *shocked expression* thoughts: NO, she di-ent! That's mousy Josie Pickles everyone seems to be mesmerized by. And when did she get all the 'tude?
Panel 4
Mr. Pegues: Miss Pickles...
Big Siren: That's BIG SIREN-- you moron! *titter*
Panel 5
Mr. Pegues: One Billion Apologies, my love...
Big Siren: Accepted!
Mr. Pegues: ...but the sight of this woman enrages me!
Panel 6
*Big Siren turns from Gregory Pegues to face "camera"
Panel 7
*Closeup on Big Siren*
Big Siren: Then.... DESTROY HER!
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PAGE 16
Panel 1
*all the mesmerized sanitation workers advance upon Trash Lass menacingly*
Panel 2
Trash Lass: What a pickle!
Panel 3
*depicts Bobo looking all confused and stuff, no longer advancing with his co-workers toward Trash Lass
Panel 4
*Bobo shaking his head*
Panel 5
Bobo thoughts: What the dickens...!!
Panel 6
Bobo thoughts: Uh oh! Looks like Trash Lass is in another pickle-- with Josie Pickles!
Panel 7
*Bobo running out of room as Big Siren looks on*
Big Siren: Foolish mortal! You dare leave me in my time of need? You will PAY-- IN SPADES!
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PAGE 17
Panel 1
*Trash Lass side-steps a swing from a mesmerized garbageman*
TLass' thoughts: "Foolish mortal? Pay in spades?" Sounds like Josie... or Big Siren... is coming a little unhinged.
Panel 2
*TLass ducks a swing from Catfish*
TLass' thoughts: At least her mind-control or whatever it is seems to have slowed down everyone...
Panel 3
*TLass flips backwards from a few random garbagemen*
TLass' thoughts: ...but how do I stop them without hurting them? I know these people!
Panel 4
Big Siren: Idiots! Ninnies! Trained chimps could do better! Kill her! KILL her! KILL HER!!
panel 5
off-panel voice: Ahh, SHADDUP!
*Big Siren looks shocked*
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PAGE 18
*mimics layout of page 14*
Panel 1
*smallish panel at left top corner*
Big Siren: Who-- or WHAT-- are YOU?
Panel 2
*rest of page splash*
She-He: *mimics TLass pose from page 14* Men call me... THE SAVAGE SHE-HE!
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PAGE 19
Panel 1
Big Siren: Oh? And what do women call you?
Panel 2
She-He: *knocks out an attacking garbageman* Some not unlike you call me-- their worst nightmare!
Panel 3
Big Siren: Whatever. You're a MAN, underneath that tacky gown and glittery makeup-- and that means... you're MINE.
Panel 4
She-He: *smacks mesmerized garbageman with clutch* Sorry, baby... you don't do squat for the Savage She-He!
Panel 5
Trash Lass' thoughts: *fighting* Again that drag queen has appeared to save my hash! She's going to give me a complex or something!
Panel 6
Gregory Pegues: Big... Siren.... I hear... loud sirens...
Panel 7
Big Siren: The fuzz!
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PAGE 20
Panel 1
Big Siren: *pointing at Trash Lass and She-He* Advance on them, my mind-slaves, while your Big Siren makes good her escape!
Panel 2
*the mesmerized garbagemen approach our heroes menacingly*
She-He: Dagnabbit!! She's gonna get away!
Trash Lass: Not if I can help it...
Panel 3
*Trash Lass hurls garbage-lid shield*
Panel 4
*shield smacks Big Siren*
Big Siren: EEEeeeeKKK!
Panel 5
She-He: Y'GOT her!
Trash Lass: Yes, but look..!
Panel 6
*two garbagemen carrying Big Siren away*
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PAGE 21
Panel 1
Trash Lass: There's no way we can defeat all of these garbagemen, She-He!
She-He: Maybe we won't have to...
Panel 2
*mesmerized garbagemen looking woozy*
Panel 3
*mesmerized garbagemen collapsing*
Panel 4
Trash Lass: Well... that was fortunate...
She-Hee: Indeed...
Panel 5
She-He: *pointing* ...though this isn't.
Trash Lass: Oh, crap!
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PAGE 22
*page is a 9 panel grid... second panel of second row (Panel 5) features Trash Lass and She-He looking at various other panels (ala the Brady Bunch)
Each of the 8 other panels features a different police officer holding a gun.
All officers in all other 8 panels: FREEZE!
NEXT: You're going DOWN, Trash Lass!
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