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Have you heard the one about the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?


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How does the rest of it go?


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Would you like to know?


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Are you trying out new material with your audience one line at a time?


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Isn't Quis great at making us want more?

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Am I really the only one that wants to hear the damn joke?

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If it's a good joke will you still say "damn"?

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Does the punchline "One is a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other is a fish." make you say "damn"?


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Is it a good "damn" or a bad "damn"?

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Is that an old joke?


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How old a joke do you think it is?


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Why do jokes get old if they are still funny?

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Isn't it more in the number of times a person has heard it, rather than the age of the joke that would affect humour value?


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What is actual effect of humor on the body, medically speaking?

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DO you want the word of a non-doctor?


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Isn't that just as good as the word of a profession that spent centuries insisting on not washing their hands, blood letting and leeches?


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Do you think leeches got a bad rap from the practice?

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Wasn't their reputation caused by their own blood sucking tendencies?


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If vampires are romanticized, then why aren't leeches?

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Aren't there professions that are popularly said to consist of blood sucking leeches?


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Is being a vampire a profession?

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What does that make a universal donor?

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Generous?

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How can I respond to a one word question?


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Try?

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