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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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174. I got sick of vetting out all the Durlan copy cat Traitor Lads on Tryout day.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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175. Super Atomic Wedgies.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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176. Because I am still not sure how I can market Abstract Art Boy.
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177. Said I wouldn't wear a crop top, spike heels, and a thong into battle unless all the men did, too.
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178. I did wear a crop top, spiked heels and a thong into battle
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179. Too many patients were dying as I raced from brain surgery to fight crime.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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180. My magic word is an expletive. Lots of them.
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181. Didn't get invited to the try outs. - Pus Lad
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182. Got caught moonlighting with a team of supevillains because they had a better medical plan and a cooler space cruiser.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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183. Putting my fortress of solitude in a shopping mall turned out to be a very bad idea.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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184. The state hasn't passed a recreational marijuana law yet
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185. Because they revisited the drugs tests of a decade ago and found that I was using a banned substance. But I'm not the only one.... the whole Justic...>sqwaaark< this is Oracle. This post has been terminated.
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187. I can only connect to Oracle's New Genesian Overtech on the moon through a dial up connection.
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189. Because I, Dr Mayavale, have already spent a millenia doing good deeds. Now, to restore the Karmic balance, it's time for a millenia of Evil! (and petty revenge for all the things that annoyed me when I was doing good.)
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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190. I find superheroes kind of douchey
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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191. The name "Palindrome" had already been used and nobody liked my back-up choice: "Onomatopoeia" because it takes WAY too long to say.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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192. Because I have trouble remembering where I...what was it...I had it in my mind before I came here...oh well I'm sure it'll come to me sometime later.
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193. Because I found the badgirls sexier.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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194. I had diabetes after five minutes in the same room as the Marvels.
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195. Superman and Batman didn't like the way I smacked their buns of steel
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196. Fell out with the Super Pets after I tried to get my horse to replace Comet on the team. - Kid Caligula
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197. The benefits are terrible.
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