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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909697 09/18/16 03:42 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 148. I swear this costume fit last time, uh, um, almost, puff, pant, hold on, groan, moan, almost got it....

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909705 09/18/16 06:04 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 149. My weakness wasn't common enough, and the villains and other heroes all complained I was too overpowered. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909750 09/19/16 02:17 AM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico 150. My sex tape got out

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909851 09/19/16 09:32 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 151. His sex tape got out.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909991 09/20/16 10:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 152. Can't fight hot redheads in leather...desire growing...convictions disappearing...drool falling.... Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909994 09/20/16 10:46 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 153. I can't be late for daycare pick up.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910406 09/23/16 12:37 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 154. Because the code name "Captain Thunderbutt" did not strike terror in any of my foes.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910408 09/23/16 12:49 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 155. My drinking problem The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910409 09/23/16 12:52 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 156. I lost the rights to my code name in the divorce.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910416 09/23/16 01:17 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 157. I got voted off the team for not being popular enough The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910421 09/23/16 02:18 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 158. Madame Xanadu foresaw my future as a greeter at the local Wal-Mart.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910509 09/23/16 03:04 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 159. I ran out of reasons. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910716 09/25/16 11:17 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 160. My AI sidekick kept farting in my head and I made faces at innapropriate times. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910728 09/25/16 01:45 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 161. Because my super pet hates me.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #910783 09/26/16 01:11 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 162. I crashed all my cool, expensive vehicles The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #912113 10/05/16 03:09 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 163. My sciatica keeps acting up. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #912120 10/05/16 09:36 PM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 164. I have to take my sidekick to a play date with the neighbors.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #912131 10/05/16 10:53 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 165. I kept needing to pee on long trans-Pacific flights. The tabloids were way too happy... The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #912561 10/09/16 06:50 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 166. I have a stupid ad jingle stuck in my head and it ruins my spell casting.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #913140 10/14/16 10:50 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 167. My quasi psuedo-science article runs out of power because it's hooked on phonics...and cracked.co m. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #913143 10/14/16 11:06 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 168. I have a lawsuit against me due to my superpet leaving a super dump in the neighbors yards.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #913157 10/14/16 03:52 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,210 Wouldn't you like to know? 169. I took candy from a little baby The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #913256 10/15/16 01:20 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 170. I can't fit into my supersuit because bacon. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #924787 03/30/17 05:49 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina ...instead of Narfling the Garthog, I Blamnitted the Flingor. It was not well received. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #924794 03/31/17 04:28 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 172. As leader, I insisted that Traitor Lad join the Legion, despite the protests of the others. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."