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122. Nobody wanted to be my sidekick.

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123. I stayed for the happy ending and missed out on the battle

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124. "Oan Battery? You're kidding me! I didn't even get a Duracell battery. I ended up stranded on Pluto, when mine gave out."


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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125. I have no self-control whatsoever.

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126. My super-power of absorbing the super-weaknesses of anyone around me turned out to be less than useful in fighting crime...

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77. Because it's all you can eat to the Country Buffet. ALL YOU CAN EAT! I have been here for 4 hours.


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129. The dry cleaners was closed.

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130. I started sniffing the adhesive that allowed me to stick to walls.


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131. My antidepressants are affecting my angst.

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132. "Do you mind? I've got another hour of whiny/shouty 'Liliths!' to get in before the end of my shift. 'Liiiiiliiiiithhhhh'!" - Azrael



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133. I was busy writing why I couldn't be a hero.

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134. "If I agree to type a post for that man, then I'll be taking his commands. That's a mental shackle, and I'll lose all my powers under shackles. > Furious typey, type, type, type<" - Golden Age Wondy


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135. Because someone has to clean the cat box.

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136."Of course my Cosmic Rod doesn't have a vibrate function. What are you suggesting?! Right! That's it! I quit!" - Nighty Knight.



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137. Because Crossword King is not really a major player in battle.

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138. I was late. Light was red.

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139. I'm only the most mediocre there is at what I do. And what I do isn't very difficult.

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141. The heroes were mean and laughed at me, but the villains were nice and took me in!

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142. I have a soufflé in the oven.

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142. "It turns out there's a lot more money, for doing so very little in mining." - Black Canary


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Um yeah going to 144. Now.

144. Flunked out of Super Hero High. Appears I was not the only one.

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145. I kept double posting at the same time as my teammates, throwing off our list counting.

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146. I'll be out as soon as I finish my stories!!!

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147. Happy hour was 2-4-1 ... And my arch villain always struck at happy hour.. ARGH

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