Ah, finally. A chance to show off my amazing gifts, including the other techniques that could have gotten me into the Legion had my gift of appreciation of comedy genius not panned out.
Well, first of all, I'm obviously humble.
No, seriously, I am. To a fault sometimes, but I rarely stand up to claim the spotlight or take credit. I'm intelligent, comedic, and I honestly care about the happiness of those around me. I could've been 'Empathic Lad'. But then I'd have to invest in mood beads and Ben & Jerrys for everybody.
I've got the uncanny ability to have a street light go out over my head once a week, and I've worked in a place where, seriously, a light would always burn out in a warehouse every time I entered it. Freaky.
I'm tall (though, there are many who are taller, but 6'3" is tall enough, IMHO), and I've got a nice metabolism that made me the enemy of every anorexic girl in high school. I'm not the most devilishly handsome person around, but I've been told by several people I could easily pass off as a dead ringer of Brad Crawford (for those of you who've seen the old vids of Weiss Kreuz).
I enjoy long walks on the beach, reading poetry, and doing multiple games of Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots at once, and I-...oh, wait, wrong thread for that. Ahem.
I've been told I make a good friend, though I don't use curses a lot, I don't dig on people, and I prefer others to be happy. I just...like to listen to other people, rather than just talk about myself all the time. Something else else a friend of mine (also a psychologist) said made me a 'statistical aberration'. So, go me.
