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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909333 09/17/16 04:47 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 72. "I'm not saying that innovation is on the decline. But after Hourman and Minute Man, it's disappointing to have powers that are gone before I can move." - Nano Man. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909337 09/17/16 04:53 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 73. Because my action figure never sold and is being recycled into sports drink bottles.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909338 09/17/16 04:58 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 74. I was a hugely famous hero. But that's before my arch foe Copyright Kid stole that time bubble. Now I spend all my time in court trying to prove everyone wrong. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909339 09/17/16 05:04 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 75. Because RuPaul and Michelle Visage laughed at my costume and sent me home without a statue.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909343 09/17/16 05:16 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 76. " 'Cause, like, the cosmic waves have to be just right man." - The Silver Surf Bum "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909347 09/17/16 05:19 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 77. Because it's all you can eat to the Country Buffet. ALL YOU CAN EAT! I have been here for 4 hours.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909349 09/17/16 05:25 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 78. I was all ready for my Legion try out after 4 hours at the Country Buffet. *Then* they tell me that Bulimic Boy wouldn't set the right tone for their team. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909350 09/17/16 05:28 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 79. Oh my, I need the Imodium ASAP after 4 hours at the Country Buffet!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909359 09/17/16 05:40 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 80. "I just never seemed to get a good run at the hero biz." - Imodium Lad "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909361 09/17/16 05:44 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 81. Because my sidekick Pepto Boy hated going after I did.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909365 09/17/16 05:47 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston 82. Super-procrastination is not really a super power. Last edited by Quislet, Esq; 09/17/16 05:47 AM. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909366 09/17/16 05:51 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 83. Because the MBTA (Boston joke here) Orange Line was not running and instead had shuttles. By the time I got there, the city was in ruins, villains had left and the fare home increased by 9%.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909370 09/17/16 05:53 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 84. "I live completely in the moment. So unless it's a crime right here, right now, I have no interest." Zen Lad "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909371 09/17/16 05:56 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 85. I had ensure that I locked the front door, then went back inside to see if I had left a light on, then relocked the door, then went back because I thought I left a light on, the relocked the door but remembered to turn on a light before I leave....

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... Jfposey #909374 09/17/16 06:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster Originally Posted by Jfposey 83. Because the MBTA (Boston joke here) Orange Line was not running and instead had shuttles. By the time I got there, the city was in ruins, villains had left and the fare home increased by 9%. 86. Because I didn't have enough change to get off the MTA. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909376 09/17/16 06:04 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 87. Because I cannot get off this Island of Misfit Toys. What is up with this dolly anyways?

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909381 09/17/16 06:26 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 88. So Central City has The Flash. Well I'm faster than he is. So I called myself Flasher...and that's when the police became interested. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909383 09/17/16 06:36 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 89. Because Robert Smith already defeated Mecha Streisand.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909385 09/17/16 06:47 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Use Robot Punch Robert Smith! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909386 09/17/16 06:49 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 90. "My folks didn't raise me to be arrogant enough to call myself Mr Terrific, but I do admit that Mister Mediocre sure doesn't bring in much sponsorship money." "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909387 09/17/16 06:50 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 91. Because I am playing poker with Earthworm Jim, Freakazoid and The Tick and it is my turn to do the beer run. Last edited by Jfposey; 09/17/16 06:50 AM.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909389 09/17/16 06:53 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 92. "After my neutering, there wasn't much Wild in the 'ol Wildcat, if you catch my meaning." "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909390 09/17/16 06:56 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 93. After his neutering, there wasn't much reason to come home to, if you catch my meaning. So I stayed here on Titan. (Ahem). Giggle.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909391 09/17/16 06:59 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,848 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 94. "It was sort of a one shot power, and third degree burns aren't much use in fighting crime." - Lightning Rod Lad "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #909392 09/17/16 07:08 AM Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA Jfposey Wanderer Jfposey Wanderer Joined: Sep 2016 Posts: 5,152 Medford, MA 95. New York has Giants, Tennessee has Titans, Oakland has Raiders, New England has Patriots and Minnesota has Vikings, who needs my weak power to protect them? I would probably fumble it anyways. Last edited by Jfposey; 09/17/16 07:10 AM.