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I get paid by the post

Hey, I'll share bro. Just don't spend it all in one go or cleome will cut both of us off!

Moderation isn't exactly one of my strong suits.

I know all too well

Do I get five times as much pay now?

WOW!!!!

Good show, my friend, good show indeed!

Here's to the next 50,000, Ibby.

Thanks Fanfie, I look forward to making many more posts with all of you!

"And on that day, a new overlord rose to power in Legion World, beginning a century of darkness."

Of course. What is five times nothing?

The question of the day is whether Invisible Brainiac will reach 60,000 posts before I reach 50,000.

Meanwhile, in the reinforced depths of his hovering pyramid, thoth surveyed the news reports.

Everyone seems to be celebrating. It's only a matter of time before they target me. They don't realise the danger his dominance poses. Still, best to play along for now.

thoth unfurls his banner and joins the masses.

"All Hail Mordru!"

no wait a minute ... wrong Earth again...


All the best for your Quintilious Celebrations Ibby!

Congratulation, Invisible Brainiac 5 (0,000)!

*pulls out a chart*

And in my evil plan, I blot out the sun using my powers over light! As darkness falls over Legion World, I step in...

... and charge 1 credit a minute to provide light!

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!



I was hoping for five times infinity, but then I wouldn't actually get more...

Wouldn't it be cool if we reach those milestones simultaneously?



thoth lad suspects. I must watch him carefully...

thanks thothy!





Thanks, Tracker! 50,000 bottles of champagne (and orange juice for the non-alcohol drinkers!)

Billed to Senor Tracker!

How generous of Tracker we should do this again when Quis reaches 50000!

If Tracker's picking up the bill, I'm suddenly seeing 14500 as a milestone

Yay! The champagne will start flowing soon!

Shall we invite such famous "champagne socialists" as Mick Hucknall and Mark Millar?

(If only so that Gates "accidentally" chops off their arms.)

If they're drunk, they're less likely to feel it

Trust me, they'll pour it down for sure.

'Specially Huck. I've heard he's also partial to cocaine, if you're able to secure some.

I hope they don't create something horrible while drunk and high

If they do, we'll *burn* it all before they can submit it to a publisher or a record company. :Inferno:

Trust me, nothing good can come out of that state of mind.

Spoken from experience that may be used as a basis for more Comedic Adventures?

Let's get those matches ready!

My friend described it best:

"it's like hitting the acceleration and brake on your car at the same time."

That sounds like an interesting thing to try in an amusement park, but I'm not sure I would like to try it at a party.

I could barely handle it sitting in car. I sure wouldn't want to try it on a roller coaster!