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47. I was busy eating pizza.
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49. I was inspired to fight crime after a giant sloth was catapulted through my drawing room window. One day my training will be complezzzzzzzz...
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50. I have to keep going to the bathroom during fights
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51. Turns out, super nagging does not a great hero make
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52. I was written out of 52!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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53. I didn't keep up on my equipment bills
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54. I put diesel instead of Ultra-Unleaded into my thoth-mobile.
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55. Because I built the fence between Mexico and the US
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56. Because I chose the wrong year to debut as the playing card themed Trump Teen.
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57. Because I killed all my villain enemies, which left me with nothing to do.
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58. Because I'm working undercover with Infectious Lass trying to prevent her arch enemy Mr Sniffles from infecting presidential candidates with pneu... ah, look what happened when I'm typing...ah heck...Drura is not going to be happy...
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59. I thought it was just a new reality TV show...
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60. I don't like wearing my underwear on the outside.
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61. "And the Mighty (yet burned out) Johns said 'Let the colours of the Rings be combined!' And so it came to pass. But following the dispute against the Estate of Tolkein the ring was...um... powered down quite a bit. But, you know, changing the colours of things can be pretty effective too you know." - Plaid Lad.
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Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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64. Too busy watching superhero movies and TV shows.
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65. My secret origin was not silly enough.
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66. Yes, I look just like him. Yes, the whole book went for years, and a dozen writers, with people thinking he was me, down to the tiniest detail. But he was a clone, I tell you. I'm not responsible for anything bad that happened in the end. I was trapped down one of the Holes on the planet Plott the whole time. Now let me out of this cell, or my buddies will get me out. Either the Avengers or the Sinister Six depending on who they think I am today.
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67. Nobody could understand my powers.
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68. Being given the Helm of Fate made me realise that everything is predetermined. So why intervene at all?
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69. Because I don't have an Alfred Pennyworth to get rid out those annoying battle stains. Oxy-Clean cannot get rid of Plasmus goo.
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70. Because I watched "Super Size Me" last night and saw my new life's goal. At the drive-thru now.
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71. Because butt dimples are not pretty in spandex.
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