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Why I couldn't be the hero... #905883 08/16/16 01:21 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 1. Because I can't do the cool one-liners. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905884 08/16/16 01:43 PM Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA 2. The costume I ordered was the wrong size. Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905907 08/16/16 11:17 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 3. My parents were well adjusted and alive. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905909 08/16/16 11:21 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 4. My cape got me sucked into an airplane engine. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905912 08/17/16 12:31 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy He Who Wanders Not much between despair and ecstacy Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 24,141 The world's your oyster 5. It's more fun to be the villain. Check out my new Power Club website! The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905913 08/17/16 12:46 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 6.I look terrible in spandex. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905915 08/17/16 01:04 AM Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA 7. My sidekick is on strike. Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #905933 08/17/16 03:04 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 8. My sidekick died The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906247 08/19/16 12:19 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 9. My main villain would be a simple cell phone that's too complicated for me to work. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906264 08/19/16 05:28 PM Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,122 38.24, -122.03 K Klar Ken T5477 Leader Klar Ken T5477 Leader K Joined: May 2010 Posts: 2,122 38.24, -122.03 10. Oh, Scarlett, I'm A Coward. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d68882c1-3502-4130-9afa-b4022aa20d9b Last edited by Klar Ken T5477; 08/19/16 05:29 PM. Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906265 08/19/16 07:44 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 11. My ex-wife got the house in the divorce, and my secret HQ was in the basement. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906267 08/19/16 08:16 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer 12. I tried, but being the villain paid the mortgage. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906268 08/19/16 08:27 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 13. Convictions after my sidekick described crime fighting as "another late night of bruising, wrestling action." "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906270 08/20/16 12:29 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 14. Somebody cast a spell to make me evil The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906272 08/20/16 01:51 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 15. The mayor said that Mighty Flatulence Powers weren't really what they wanted to be defended by. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906273 08/20/16 02:44 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 16. Somebody broke in and stole all my crime-fighting gadgets. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906275 08/20/16 03:11 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer 17. Superior archery skills and nifty arrows turned out to be an over-crowded sector. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906278 08/20/16 03:41 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo Blockade Boy Wanderer Blockade Boy Wanderer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 6,078 East Toledo 18. My banter needs work.

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906286 08/20/16 04:33 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 19. I didn't pass the telepathic screening. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906291 08/20/16 05:16 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston 20. constantly coming up with evil schemes. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906297 08/20/16 07:14 AM Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Kappa Kid Humanoid from the Deep Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 6,692 Los Angeles, CA 21. I was on jury duty that day. Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906299 08/20/16 07:38 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,847 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... 22. Taking a real interest in how the villain builds his orbital death rays, means I'm chatting away when I should be saving the charred ruins of freedom loving areas of the world. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906312 08/20/16 11:47 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina rickshaw1 OP Time Trapper OP rickshaw1 Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 12,852 South Carolina 23. The only thing radioactive that bit me was a nematode. Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops! Something pithy!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906336 08/20/16 02:12 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,197 Wouldn't you like to know? 24. The Incredibles didn't cast me. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Why I couldn't be the hero... rickshaw1 #906397 08/21/16 06:56 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston 25. Shrieking like a little girl does not make for a confidence inspiring battle cry. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!