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What does it mean?

Let us join Pickles in quiet contemplation of this birdshit...

I believe those are the whiteboard notes in Dan DiDio's office.

The New 52 "DC bullet"?

Nah, I think that's an insult to the birdshit.

That could be "Guano", the nemesis of the Legion of Super-Pets then!

Clearly an effort at inter-species communication.

Ask not for whom the bird poops. It poops for thee!

2,000 years ago that poop would probably correctly predict the next President!

(Insert joke here about the next President being bird poop)

BTW, anyone who wishes to use this opportunity to explain existentialism accurately and clearly in 30 words or less may do so here if he/she desires.

I suspect you'd also be okay if someone did the same for birds or poop, correct?

If you need 'splain'n' about birds, poop or birdpoop, you might have bigger problems!

I'll raise your Angry Bird Poop with a pile of Bear Scat that looks like the Millennium Falcon.

There is no meaning unless you make meaning for yourself. And watch out for birdpoop.

Such an obvious Ester lure. Mean! Think of his cleaning bills!

I poop therefore I am.

Renaissance literature is littered with arguments (and worrying stains) over the free will of pooping.Descartes said that man's pooping existence was only at the whims of good roughage.

Nietzsche's insistence that as the superman, he did not have to poo meant he was regarded on a number of levels as being full of it. Karl Jaspers threw off the constraints of systems of control, mainly resulting in the annoyance of his nurses in later life. The Jaspers Warp as it came to be called, was picked up by Marvel and is clearly linked to the quality of the company's output since the '60s.

Poop is the great universal-izer.

Bah! I I don't see Jesus in your poop, don't bother!

What about Elvis or Big Bird?

While some consider the start of the universe as the Big Bang, it could also be considered as the Big Dump.

Early universal inflation due to it being curry night in the universe we came from.

"Oh! I could murder a curry!"

- Special Patrol Group, the talking Glaswegian hamster from "The Young Ones," after consuming a giant potful of lentils. Could this possibly mean that SPG is God?

Still existential...after all these days!

Indeed.

So let us now ponder the greater filthy-sophical meanings of Kakagaard's Knight of Feces and Nietshit's Poopermensh.