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Bad jokes
by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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Deputy
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Deputy
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I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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I'm a day late, but Happy Birthday!
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Active
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Happy belated birthday, Lance! 
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Happy belated, Lance, hope you had a great one!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Any birthday cake left?
May you have a happy, exciting and tasty life in your new year.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Deputy
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(Let it not be said I don't pick up a cue.)
Hey Lance? How proud are you?
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Deputy
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Deputy
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Oh, and now I know that if you leave out details, you're lying. Gonna be harder to get past me now.
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Wanderer
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Absolutely beaming!
Yeah, I had a pretty good birthday this year.
Thanks for all the well wishes!
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World's Oldest Boomerang Kid
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Happy Decanting Day, Lance! May Our Ford bless you!
If your klordny lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Happy Birthday! We all believe in you.
Go with the good and you'll be like them; go with the evil and you'll be worse than them.- Portuguese Proverb
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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Actually, I was lying through my teeth last year - it was quite unremarkable. This year, though...
With my kids' awards ceremonies and field days, I am having a wonderful May!
So, yes, wonderful birthday so far! And I still want some of that cake, Cleome! But of course, Sir. [passes plates around] Glad to hear you enjoyed yourself, too. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Unseen, not unheard
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Goodness, did I miss the festivities?
*shares beer-in-a-bucket and nachos with ludicrous amounts of cheese*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!!
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Don't worry, he's got another one coming in a little under a year.
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The Green Queen
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The Green Queen
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Belated birthday greetings, cutie!
Why must power be so elusive?
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Tempus Fugitive
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Huge Happy Birthdays Lance!
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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Happy birthday, Lance! Have a groovy time
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Unseen, not unheard
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Unseen, not unheard
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Time Trapper
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Sorry I missed it. Hope you had a great one.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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Happy Belated Birthday! Health & Happiness Always!
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Thanks everybody!
I turned 51 on Saturday. My kids got me the Iron Man trilogy on Blu-ray. You're never too old to get toys!
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Gen X > Space X
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Gen X > Space X
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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Happy late birthday Lance! As a new member of the half-century club I agree. You're never too old for toys, especially comic book related ones. I hope you had a great day!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Yes, I had a very nice birthday. Thank you!
Here's a story related to a previous birthday.
For my 40th birthday, my wife got me the original Star Wars trilogy. PJ (my oldest) was 4 at the time. We watched Star Wars a lot, because it's cool and is not inappropriate for kids.
One day, PJ and I were playing Candyland, and I was way ahead of him. He looked at the board and said, "Dad, I have a very bad feeling about this..."
I wondered then if perhaps we had been watching a wee bit too much Star Wars...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Happy belated, Lance! I hope we'll be seeing you around here more. 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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