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I watched one of Neil Patrick Harris' numbers at the Tonys. One of the lines went, and I paraphrase, "and we all went into show business because we never got enough attention as kids..."
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I recently read NPH's autobiography. It was set up like a find-your-own-adventure book
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I want to fix him a nice dinner. He looks like he never gets to sit down to a good meal. I wonder how he feels about stir-fry.
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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The role that first made NPH famous, Doogie Howser, is begging for an anthropomorphic funny-animal parody titled Doggie Bowser.
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Doogie Howlitzer, explosive super-soldier.
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I want to fix him a nice dinner. He looks like he never gets to sit down to a good meal. I wonder how he feels about stir-fry. Read his autobiography and find out. If you think NPH would like a nice stir fry meal, turn to page 78 If you want to read about NPH getting high in a tree house in Costa Rica, turn to page 231
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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For some reason, a scene from a Tijuana Toads cartoon has always stuck in my mind: Toro accidentally swallows an explosive device, and cries, "Help me, Pancho. I do not want to go ka-boom!"
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Humanoid from the Deep
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The role that first made NPH famous, Doogie Howser, is begging for an anthropomorphic funny-animal parody titled Doggie Bowser. I'm surprised you didn't go for the obvious poop pun, Dookie Howser.
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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Well, to be fair, a canine graduating med school would be a unique thing, but there's plenty of pieces of s#!t with a med degree.
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Old lawyer joke.
A lawyer stepped in a pile of dog mess. He looked down and cried out "Oh no! I'm melting!"
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I always serenade mr_cleome on his birthday with a verse or two of the "One Million Lawyers" song. Either that, or Al Stewart's "License To Steal."
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In one Bloom County installment, there was a sign outside a law office that read, "Please Do Not Feed the Lawyers Raw Meat." The role that first made NPH famous, Doogie Howser, is begging for an anthropomorphic funny-animal parody titled Doggie Bowser. I'm surprised you didn't go for the obvious poop pun, Dookie Howser. I consider the word "dookie" to be tainted by its association with Green Day.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Rockhopper Lad either looks like a humanoid evolved from penguins or NPH. Take your pick.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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That's a difficult choice, they're both so adorable.
Humanoid evolved from penguins wins by a nose...sorry, a beak.
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NPH is scary-talented, and he has an adorable husband. *dreamy sigh*
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People have said that I look like Michael Moore. One lady came up to me and said "Michael?" As I have a brother named Michael, I first thought that she confused me with him.
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Did they also want you to row the boat ashore?
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Would you say that looking like Michael is an Awful Truth?
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Humanoid from the Deep
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"I'm watching Michael Moore expose the Awful Truth. I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth."
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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"Venceremos, venceremos, la miseria sabremos vencer."
- Inti-Illimani, a great Chilean band of protest singers with ties to revolutionaries.
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Chile is definitely on my travel wishlist.
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Oh.
Now I'm curious, Ibby, what attracts you about Chile?
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Beautiful mountain country, yes?
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Ecuador's mountains are nicer...altho I *might* be a little biased.
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